VANiLLACORE  - 34
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:10 Uhr
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WIE SICH MICH OWNED
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
so is your face
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
  ich heul grad echt.
OMMMMnomnomnom :>
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toeffi  - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:11 Uhr
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Zitat von VANiLLACORE: WIE SICH MICH OWNED
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
so is your face
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
ich heul grad echt.
aba doch vor lachen, oder?^^
Bassisten leben bässer
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UsefulIdiot - 31
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:14 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 16.02.2010 um 18:15 Uhr
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Zitat von toeffi: Zitat von toeffi: Me:
oh my god
God:
Hey. Where did you get your god?
Me:
my god was just there
God:
Do robots have god was just there?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Do robots have god was just there?
yay ich hab sie überfordert^^
*fortsetzung*
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because robots don't have any gods
God:
Good reason. No I don't think I have any gods. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
oh good to hear that you have lots of friends on the web
God:
Uh. Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
what, i have a soundcard
God:
How much did it cost? it.
also bei mir hat er an Allah geglaubt und war Buddhist^^
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:16 Uhr
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Me:
are you male or female
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
are you a man or a woman
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
are you a "he"
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
ich dacht "er" wär ne frau und ich habs ja jetz 3mal versucht
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:18 Uhr
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God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i thought you were a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
ach du scheisse der widerspricht sich am laufenden band^^
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Cave_Johnson - 36
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:24 Uhr
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God:
" I like to socialize."? Why? I don't know whether or not I am perverted.
I am a computer.
Me:
so god is a computer...i knew it...
God:
Really. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. How did you know?
Me:
because you told me...
God:
Interesting explanation. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
...HaHA! Business!
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:25 Uhr
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Me:
do you know buddha
God:
if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.
Me:
why should i kill buddha
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
why should i always treat myself
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
yes you said that once before
God:
So? " You should always treat yourself."? I said it.
Me:
yes you said it
God:
Oh. That's not what I meant.
Me:
but you said it at twice
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
"it" has been "i should always treat myself"
God:
You should always treat yourself. was you should always treat yourself? Very interesting.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
o gott der is ja strunzdumm^^
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Cave_Johnson - 36
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:28 Uhr
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Zitat von Cave_Johnson: Gott hat mich als einzigen intelligenten Menschen anerkannt...und jetzt macht er Trüffelauflauf für mich! ^^
Me:
truerffelauflauf?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
because they are all stupid...except for me!
God:
Good reason. stupid are they. OK I will do it for you.
...HaHA! Business!
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VANiLLACORE - 34
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:30 Uhr
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God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
whoah have you really been waiting ?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
ohh fuck you
:D
OMMMMnomnomnom :>
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:35 Uhr
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Zitat von VANiLLACORE: God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
whoah have you really been waiting ?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
ohh fuck you
:D
boh gott is ja voll gemein^^
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VANiLLACORE - 34
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:37 Uhr
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Me:
do you molest cats ?
God:
Yes I try to molest cats as often as possible
HAHAHAHA :D
OMMMMnomnomnom :>
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-S_PsYcHo- - 30
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:38 Uhr
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Bei mir kann er DEUTSCH
Me:
now its 9 uhr
God:
Why now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". wahtz is 9 uhr? it is?
Me:
Es ist 18.37 uhr
God:
Du machst Witze.
Me:
du kannst also Deutsch
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Wer Rechtschreibfehler findet darf Sie behalten :]
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:39 Uhr
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God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
why did you say it when you don't mean it this way
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
oh that's interesting
Me:
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
oh that's interesting
God:
Groovy. I thought so too.
geil gott is voll retro^^
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:40 Uhr
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Zitat von -S_PsYcHo-: Bei mir kann er DEUTSCH
Me:
now its 9 uhr
God:
Why now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". wahtz is 9 uhr? it is?
Me:
Es ist 18.37 uhr
God:
Du machst Witze.
Me:
du kannst also Deutsch
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
des kann der bei allen-.-
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VANiLLACORE - 34
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:46 Uhr
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Me:
well you seem to be a dick
God:
How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Only when it matters.
LOL :D only when it matters :D HAHAHA.
OMMMMnomnomnom :>
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