ariari95  - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:32 Uhr
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Zitat von elpresador: Me:
You are now chatting with God...
God:
You think I am chatting with God.
Me:
Yes!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Oh yes!
God:
Woe!
der is sprachlos :DD
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VANiLLACORE - 34
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Dabei seit 10.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:33 Uhr
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Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
this is not funny
God:
Should it be funny?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
problems cannot be funny
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
the fact that a problem is a problem
God:
That makes sense to me. I see. A problem is a problem.
Me:
mister obvious huh
God:
Yup.
:( hahahaha
OMMMMnomnomnom :>
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toeffi  - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:41 Uhr
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Me:
hey, i've got a problem with my dog
God:
You've got my full attention. How did you get it Have you talked to anyone about it? Your dog sounds like a plan.
Me:
no it's not a plan, it's a dog!
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a plan. a problem with your dog is a dog. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you are stupid!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no that's not what i said
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is what you said ?
Me:
i said that i've got a problem with my dog
God:
What did you mean by it? How did you get it Have you talked to anyone about it? Your dog sounds like a plan.
Bassisten leben bässer
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VANiLLACORE - 34
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:43 Uhr
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Zitat von toeffi: Me:
hey, i've got a problem with my dog
God:
You've got my full attention. How did you get it Have you talked to anyone about it? Your dog sounds like a plan.
Me:
no it's not a plan, it's a dog!
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a plan. a problem with your dog is a dog. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you are stupid!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no that's not what i said
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is what you said ?
Me:
i said that i've got a problem with my dog
God:
What did you mean by it? How did you get it Have you talked to anyone about it? Your dog sounds like a plan.
your dog sounds like a plan 
OMMMMnomnomnom :>
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:44 Uhr
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Me:
oh shut up
God:
Yay. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no you won't
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
yes that's what i have said, but you are talking now
God:
Right now? Yippee! What did you mean by it? Talking is my main function.
der is einfach nur cool^^
Bassisten leben bässer
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:45 Uhr
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God:
Hey.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no but you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar!!!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:46 Uhr
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Zitat von elpresador: God:
Hey.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no but you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar!!!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
haha ihr habt beide einen hänger^^
Bassisten leben bässer
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420BLZIT - 32
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:47 Uhr
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Zitat von toeffi: Zitat von elpresador: God:
Hey.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no but you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar!!!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
haha ihr habt beide einen hänger^^
ich würds johannes zutrauen
omqq, der text da obn war ja voool qqaaiiil! -.-
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:49 Uhr
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Zitat von elpresador: God:
Hey.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no but you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar!!!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
No you do not
God:
I do too.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
fortsetzung
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:51 Uhr
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God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But it is the truth
God:
Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
you did!
God:
I did not.
Me:
you did!
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
you did!
God:
You say I did.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:52 Uhr
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God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
oh really
God:
Yikes! For real.
Me:
yay that's cool
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
who is ELIZA
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
stopped what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't believe it either
God:
It goes without saying. yay that...
Me:
yay that what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Bassisten leben bässer
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:53 Uhr
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Me:
but you where confused
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I where confused.
Me:
you are confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
na also endlich hab ich gewonnen
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V1ctor1a - 35
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Dabei seit 09.2007
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:55 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 16.02.2010 um 16:57 Uhr
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Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
fick dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
du nervst
God:
Niemand zwingt Dich, mit mir zu reden!
Me:
doch du bist " Gott"
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
ja schon
Und jetzt redet er nemmer mit mir
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DAS_BAUM
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Dabei seit 02.2007
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:56 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 16.02.2010 um 16:58 Uhr
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Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
yes little padawan
God:
Yikes! Compare that to big padawan.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
d
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
ein anderer:
Me:
fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
of course you do
God:
Yippee! When do I do it?
Me:
know
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no why so serious
God:
Are you serious? Reductionism.
Me:
why so serious!
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 16:59 Uhr
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Me:
you are the coolest roboter in the world
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, jesus. The whole world?
Me:
yes on the whole world
God:
Excuse me! What is it like on the whole world.
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
yes you should
God:
Hey. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
let's talk about other things
God:
Sure, other things sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes it does
God:
How can I help you? How often?
Me:
you can help me every day
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Awesome. I think I can, don't you?
yay ich bin ziemlich überzeugend^^
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