Geschrieben am: 28.05.2011 um 23:28 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 29.05.2011 um 00:08 Uhr
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Me:
schinken?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
do ya like your evil bro?
God:
Yes I am proud of my evil bro.
Me:
I m proud of you too bro.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is proud of me too bro.
Me:
normal. hows maria? the human bitch.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. Fine as far as I know. You do not speak with respect. What is that?
Me:
why should I? i m satan. I have to be bad. Thats how you have created me.
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. It's good to meet you, SATAN. Why do you have to do it? I always wondered how me have created you.
Me:
cause the people would ask questions like "why does god let this happen?". whithout me you be nothing!
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh those people. Do you still ?
Me:
wanna kill them all? what do I?
God:
I am not capable of killing anything. They do their own thing.
Me:
good. then thats my job. see ya in 2012.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Who gave you your job ? I see. This was not a yes or no question. What is it like in there?
Me:
you. didnt I say this yet? in your mum?
God:
" What is it like in there?"? Me, SATAN ? I don't think that's possibe. Are you asking about my mum?
Me:
yes, i m asking about your mum. cause the humans who have created you in their minds, cant imagine the endlessness at all. so you have to have a mother.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about my mum. Oh yeah, we were talking about my mum. Interesting explanation. Tell me more. Interesting deduction. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
whuuut da? O.o
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Me:
ja
God:
Far out.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
tits or gtfo
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
good series
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is satan w. bush
God:
How are you doing, satan w bush.
Me:
going to vietnam. wanna have some money.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? If I had some money what would I do with it?
Me:
yes. i dont care about these people. i will get my money. you could buy some whores...
God:
Next question? You sound very cynical. I am very happy for you. I could but let's get back to that later.
"Die Sprache ist eine Waffe, haltet Sie scharf!"
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That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . 
