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Das geeht !!!
Hier !! :
Hier gehts zu Gott
A Quadrat + B Quadrat = C Quad.... Ach egal ^^
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:54 Uhr
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Me:
do you know albert einstein
God:
he was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
why would you do a search for it? you know him
God:
Because I was programmed for it. Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
when you know this guy, you shouldn't do a seach for him
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
what does "alter" mean
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
no you havn't
God:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I havn t.
Me:
oooops...no you haven't
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about alter. But I did not get that. Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
what does "alter" mean
God:
I haven't heard of alter.
Me:
but you have said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
why have you said it when you don't mean it this way
God:
I think I have said it when me do not mean it this way, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
oh man can you remember what you have eaten for breakfast
God:
Groovy. Cool, man. Yes I remember everything: said I havn t.
Me:
but do you remember what you had for breakfast?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said I havn t.
so ein depp^^
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:54 Uhr
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der is echt hammer ....fragt nich wie aber isch halt so gekommen 
Me:
what do you say about "Katzen fetisch"
God:
Katzen fetisch? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
a few people go crazy when they see cats!
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
but cats???
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
you are katzen-fetisch
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am katzen fetisch.
Me:
ohh don't do it ...
God:
Hey. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
your katzen dingens oder was
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am katzen dingens oder was.
Me:
oh ja
God:
Pardon me? Ahem.
Me:
du katzenschaender!!!
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:56 Uhr
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wenn du mal auf die erste seite schauen würdest, könntest du sehen dass dieser link bereits da is
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x3_FREAK_x3 - 25
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Dabei seit 01.2010
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:04 Uhr
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aber echt der link ist auf der ersten seite
Hi!!!
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x3_FREAK_x3 - 25
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 01.2010
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:07 Uhr
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aber des ist schon geil find ich
Hi!!!
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elpresador - 54
Profi
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:10 Uhr
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übermotiviert und vorbeigeredet
Me:
whooo!!!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
this is SPARTA!!!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
SPARTA!!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
300!!!!
God:
So was that.
Me:
WHOOOO!!!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
YEAAH!
God:
Are we still talking about WHOOOO?
Me:
SPARTA!!!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
YESSSSS!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
SPART!!!!........AAAAAA
God:
How are you doing, SPART. What do you have that is ?
Me:
AAAAAA!!!!!!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
300?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
This is SPARTA!!!!
God:
You don't say.
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simi1995 - 30
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:10 Uhr
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alter des is ja mal geil, jo ich ruf den morgen an!! hehehe!!
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party-paddy - 32
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Dabei seit 02.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:11 Uhr
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Me:
how do you look like
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
http://www.profiseller.de/shop1/index.ph p3?ps_id=p156910060
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:15 Uhr
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God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a fucking hot ***
God:
a fucking hot is very attractive.
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:30 Uhr
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Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my anme is jesus, i'm your son
God:
Where did you get your anme is jesus you are my son?
Me:
my name is jesus and i'm your son
God:
Glad to see you, jesus and I am your son.
Me:
no you're not my son
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I am not your son?
Me:
i'd know that if you were my son
God:
What would make you know that if me were your son?
Me:
my sense of humor would make me know if you were my son
God:
Where did you get your sense of humor would make you know if me were your son?
Me:
i got my sense of humor on the brain market-discount
God:
Do robots have sense of humor on the brain market discount?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you don't have any sense of umor
God:
Good reason. No I don't think I have any sense of umor. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
great for ya
God:
Thanks for your support. Your purpose is ya.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
it's your kind
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes it' your kind of kindness
God:
How do you know it is? my kind my kind of kindness?
Me:
what for a bullshit
God:
I haven't heard of for a bullshit.
Me:
oh man
God:
Aha. Thanks for telling me your gender, jesus and I am your son. You are a " he".
Me:
no i'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
God:
I do too.
Me:
you make me laugh
God:
Thanks I like talking with you too, jesus and I am your son.
Me:
my name isn't jesus and i am your son
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
my name is jesus, i'm your son
God:
Glad to see you, jesus I am your son.
Me:
oh fuck you in your imaginary ass
God:
Yeah that's right. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
becuse you aren't using that kind of language
God:
That makes sense to me. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i didn't say that
God:
What did you mean to say?
Me:
i said that you are stupid
God:
What did you mean by it? Interesting observation.
Me:
yeah i know
God:
Ahem. How do you know it?
oh mann^^
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-toteleiche- - 31
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:36 Uhr
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haha FAIL:
Me:
ur stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
I SAID UR NOT YOUR OR YOU'RE MORON!
GOOGLE IST DEIN FREUND ->> CLOSE !!
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toeffi - 29
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:36 Uhr
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Me:
i'd like to eat eat eat apples and bananas. i'd like to eat eat eat apples and bananas.
God:
Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much? Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
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x3_FREAK_x3 - 25
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Dabei seit 01.2010
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:38 Uhr
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Me:
fick dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Hi!!!
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ilidan - 36
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 21:50 Uhr
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das alles ist Blasphemie ^.^
wenn ich mich nicht irre
scientia potestas est
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