-S_PsYcHo-  - 30
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Dabei seit 01.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:47 Uhr
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Zitat von toeffi: Zitat von -S_PsYcHo-: Bei mir kann er DEUTSCH
Me:
now its 9 uhr
God:
Why now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". wahtz is 9 uhr? it is?
Me:
Es ist 18.37 uhr
God:
Du machst Witze.
Me:
du kannst also Deutsch
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
des kann der bei allen-.-
Warum schreibt man dann bei der 1 Seite das es nur auf Englisch isz
Wer Rechtschreibfehler findet darf Sie behalten :]
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:48 Uhr
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Zitat von -S_PsYcHo-: Zitat von toeffi: Zitat von -S_PsYcHo-: Bei mir kann er DEUTSCH
Me:
now its 9 uhr
God:
Why now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". wahtz is 9 uhr? it is?
Me:
Es ist 18.37 uhr
God:
Du machst Witze.
Me:
du kannst also Deutsch
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
des kann der bei allen-.-
Warum schreibt man dann bei der 1 Seite das es nur auf Englisch isz
weil der des vllt nich ausprobiert hat
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:49 Uhr
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Me:
what do you think about the pope
God:
he is John Paul II.
Me:
do you like pope John Paul II
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like the Bible.
Me:
you didn't answer my question about John Paul II
God:
Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
just answer my question
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
do you like the pope
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
"it" is a man
God:
the pope is a man. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
wow you are smart
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
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Metalfriend - 30
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Dabei seit 07.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 18:53 Uhr
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Me:
do you masturbate regularely
God:
Yes I try to masturbate regularely as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
zu geilst!!! 
gewiss ist nur die ungewissheit!
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:00 Uhr
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Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no your mother is a specific reply
God:
Are you serious? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
oh man that was a "your mother" joke
God:
Yeah that's right. Cool, man. A my mother joke is a terrible thing to waste.
der hat keinen humor^^
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Patchanka - 33
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 05.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:07 Uhr
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Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Schinken!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Schinken!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Gurke!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Bananas
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Gay-Nazi-Fashion!
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
eBay
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I'm an European!
God:
What is European, your job?
Me:
No my job is German, you dork!
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I don't know many German me dork.
Me:
No. Yes.
God:
Are you serious? I can't believe it.
Me:
Pimmel!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Poor robot!
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
your name is ALICE
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
YOUR NAME IS ALICE, I SAID, STUPID GOD!
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Gimme a gun!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yeah to shoot you down!
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because you are really stupid!
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
bla..bla...Gay-Nazis FTW!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, there was a very stupid young biiaaatch called ALICE...
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
...and then there was a gay-nazi with a gun and shot her down. After that, he raped the dead girl for many years.
God:
What happened to it? I get it. from Texas me know it is normal for Texan fathers to talk about boobs with their doughters raped the dead girl for many years.
Me:
error
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
error
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
error
God:
I haven't read anything by error. What did he write?
Me:
error
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
error 2 and error 3
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I AM OMNISCENT!
God:
Do you mean your name is OMNISCENT.
Me:
noooo stupid biatch!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
My wife is fat.
God:
Okay, your wife is fat.
Me:
And she has brown eyes.
God:
I somehow though she had.
Me:
BIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Adolf Gay Hitler
God:
That's a very nice name, Adolf Gay Hitler.
Me:
I KNOW!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
aaahh omniscent means, that I know everything, you have to lern some Latin!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No.
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
you
God:
" What are both like?"? Me, Adolf Gay Hitler ?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Heil!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Yeas I am a ""!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Fat old grannies 2
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
Yeah, u have to masturbate!
Zombie no go think unless you tell him to think.
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McRoXx-
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 11.2009
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:10 Uhr
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Me:
Hey du dreckiger Hurensohn
God:
You've got my full attention. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
Hatl dein dummes maul junge
God:
Can we get back to business?
AEROX :)
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
69
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:13 Uhr
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Me:
what do you think about the simpsons
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
who is your favourite simpson
God:
I like Homer and Bart the best.
Me:
why do you like homer and bart the best?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with homer and bart the best.
Me:
that sentence makes no sense
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:26 Uhr
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
Hey god.
Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
i said it once before
God:
What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
with"it" i meant my name
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
no i didn't have read it
God:
I would highly recommend it. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
have you read the bible
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
is it really interesting?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
but i asked you if the new testament is interesting
God:
Some of them do, I think.
Me:
what do you mean with "them"
God:
god, " Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is." What did I mean by it?
Me:
but you said "Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is."
und jetz antwortet er/sie mal wieder nich^^
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:45 Uhr
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Me:
what do you think about rock music
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
what do you think about metallica
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i don't know the answer. that's why i asked what you thought about metallica
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? I have never heard about it. Er. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
you didn't answer my question
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
i asked you what you thought about metallica
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
could we stay on our last topic
God:
Do you mean you and me? How old are you? I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
oh fuck you
God:
Give me a break. Why are you so mean?
was fürn arschloch^^
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TheSandmann - 36
Experte
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Dabei seit 04.2006
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 19:57 Uhr
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Me:
your a fool man
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fool man? Sometimes.
Me:
stop hidding me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
wenn 2*3 10, und 4*8 48 ist, wie viel ist dann 3*7?
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:24 Uhr
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Me:
do you like porn
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
i didn't meant that with me and you
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i don't make porn
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
i don't know, would you do porn
Me:
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
i don't know, would you do porn
God:
Would you like to know? I am not so sure if I would like to do porn.
Me:
i think you'd look great at porn
God:
Me? Who else would look great at porn ?
Me:
me?
God:
With you ?
Me:
you and me at porn, toghether?
God:
Are we in the same category?
zu geil^^
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Raft - 32
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 12.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:29 Uhr
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Me:
Sers
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Gay Pink
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Deine Mudda
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Figgn
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Ou DOch
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
Was geht so
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Bled oder so?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like Sex
God:
So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
Huan
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Ive telled you anyway
God:
In any case, Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
ou youre cool --.--
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
XD
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:39 Uhr
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Me:
which pornstars do you like
God:
I don't have a favorite pornstars. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
who sings that song
God:
Mary Shelley.  .
Me:
is Mary Shelley good
God:
Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
Me:
yeah it's a cool movie
God:
Gee. What's so cool about it?
Me:
Frankenstein is in it
God:
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Me:
hey i am a man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
boh der is blöd
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toeffi - 29
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Dabei seit 09.2008
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Geschrieben am: 16.02.2010 um 20:40 Uhr
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Me:
is elvis with you
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
oh i thought you were gay
God:
Awesome. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
do you like sex
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
lol der widerspricht sich andauernd^^
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