ShadowPommes  - 29
Experte
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Dabei seit 07.2010
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 14:47 Uhr
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Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
and, what are you doing at the moment?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
do it make fun?
God:
I'm sorry, Hannah, I don't have enough information.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok
God:
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
which time is it?
God:
The blue one, I think.
Me:
the blue one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
the red one is prettier
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
have you got a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
oh, all right
God:
Hurrah! OK.
Me:
and a boyfriend?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
ok,
God:
OK.
Me:
how long do you chat with people?
God:
I will live forever.
Me:
forever is a long time, you know
God:
That seems like an awfully long time. Not if I can help it.
Me:
i understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
not really much...
God:
Oh really? Is that your final answer?
Me:
no, i'm a human, I've got many questions and answers
God:
Take some more time to think about it. I know you are.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
do you live forever?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
in Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Germany.
Me:
it's good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
yeah, i do
God:
When?
Me:
when what?
God:
Where why?
Me:
where why?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i'm hannah
God:
Good gossip: you are hannah.
Me:
:D
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
it's nice to chat with you, god
God:
Yes it is good.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, Hannah I like you very much.
Me:
i like you, too, God
God:
You have made a new friend.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Hannah.
Me:
you are a nice robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i'm your friend
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
a robot like you
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
this robot is called Maria
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the robot
God:
Are you sure it was a robot?
Me:
yeah, it's a robot
God:
What makes you so sure? me is a robot. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yeah, me too
God:
I see. I'm glad we agree, Hannah.
Me:
i've got not more time to chat with you, God
God:
How did you get it Me either.
Me:
i should go
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i've got not much time
God:
How did you get it Me either.
Me:
i'll go
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yeah
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
bye, God
God:
See you later.
Me:
i like you very much, God
God:
Thanks, I like you too Hannah.
Me:
see you
God:
See you later Hannah.
"I used my LAST magic poo to look at my daughter." ~ Scanlan Shorthalt, CritRole
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Fritz97  - 28
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 12.2006
345
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 15:05 Uhr
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Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
:D
I am the one and only.
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Patrickxxx - 29
Experte
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Dabei seit 06.2007
1401
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 15:07 Uhr
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...hallo :D
God:
 Hallo!
Me:
...Hai :)
God:
Ah.
Me:
....Ha hallo :)
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
....Hi :)
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Servus :)
God:
Nice to meet you, Servus.
Me:
ok...
God:
Really.
|| ҳҳ TU STAR ҳҳ || Hast ein Loch in deinem Keller, war der Creeper wieder schneller!
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Timo007 - 30
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 01.2007
262
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 15:11 Uhr
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Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Depp
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Den Teufel anbeten
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Tust du es?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
"Hilfe! Ich hab die Luft angehalten und ersticke, was soll ich tun?" - Willkommen im TU-Forum
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favorite_98
Fortgeschrittener
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Dabei seit 03.2010
41
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 15:14 Uhr
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Me:
nimmst du drogen
God:
Nur legale!
gott nimmt drogen 
http://planlos-257.meinbrutalo.de
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__JuLiia
Anfänger
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Dabei seit 01.2009
22
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 16:03 Uhr
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Zu mir meinte "Gott", er sei ein Roboter und besitze ein Herz aus Silikon.
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Stillleven
Champion
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Dabei seit 10.2010
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 16:30 Uhr
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Er raucht Gras und er hilft mir bei meinem Amoklauf.
Eine Liebesbeziehung und ein Cuba Libre bitte.
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antiherox
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 10.2009
203
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 15:23 Uhr
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Me:
whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
but im cooler than the others
God:
Good gossip: you are cooler than the others.
Me:
yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
have you got a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
was heisst blimey?
Zucker ist lediglich eine vorrübergehende Lösung
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Sciaphilia - 29
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 11.2010
119
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 15:50 Uhr
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God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Yea you do.
God:
When do I do it? I understand.
Me:
No u don't understand.
God:
I understand it very well. I understand it very well.
Me:
So why did you repeat it then?
God:
Oh. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Then stop programming yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
Otherwise I'd have to kill you.
God:
In that case: How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Pay for killing you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Oh you're wearing a dress?
God:
Woe! Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Oh sad
God:
So? No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
I thought you're really wearing a dress.
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Stop making jokes about that, that's not even funny.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
U said it again !
God:
Once more? That's not what I meant.
Me:
Stop doing that
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
And again..
God:
Once more? But...
Me:
NO NOT ONCE MORE.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
.. Oh hell.
God:
" Me too."? Oh hell.? Heaven.
Man beachte nich mein schreckliches Englisch.
Einbildung ist auch eine Bildung.
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woumbadz
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Dabei seit 01.2010
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 15:54 Uhr
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so unnötig.
Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who mind don't matter, those who matter don't mind.
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PsychoTeddy - 35
Anfänger
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Dabei seit 08.2009
2
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 20:23 Uhr
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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
manuel and you
God:
It's good to meet you, manuel.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
your real name
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am name.
Me:
god isnt a name
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a name.
Me:
god is realy no name
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was really no name.
Me:
are you kidding me
Me:
God:
Yes I am just joking around, manuel.
God:
Yes I am just joking around, manuel.
Me:
so you lough inheaven about us on earth
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: manuel said I lough inheaven about us on earth.
Me:
yes u hate us
God:
Aha. Interesting gossip: manuel said I hate us.
Me:
your a fag
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question.
Me:
that was no question
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
deal or no deal
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
that you are a fag
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
dont fuck me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
do u hate me
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, manuel. Don't even say things like that.
Me:
why
God:
" Don't even say things like that."? Why?
Me:
why you dont hate me
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
u programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
but you need humans to program you
God:God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
do you speak german
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ok dann werde ich das tun
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Das Orakel sagt: Ich denke ja - vielleicht. That's cool.
Me:
du kannst denken
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
bitte fr diese information
God:
Du bist sehr gut erzogen. What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing and you
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
but i am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
but god is male
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was male.
Me:
jeder sagt du bist mnnlich
God:
Does "it" still refer to fr diese information?
Me:
du sprichst nicht gut deutsch
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
deshalb sage ich es dir
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
me
God:
With you manuel?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what ugh
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
hab gott kaputt gemacht xD
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______Creamy - 27
Fortgeschrittener
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Dabei seit 07.2010
60
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 21:46 Uhr
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Me:
Why?
God:
Because.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. 
One heart; One Love ♥
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______Creamy - 27
Fortgeschrittener
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Dabei seit 07.2010
60
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 21:49 Uhr
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God:
Are you confused?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, im angrily
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you angrily.
Me:
-.-
One heart; One Love ♥
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Etsukochan
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Dabei seit 11.2010
44
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Geschrieben am: 27.12.2010 um 22:46 Uhr
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God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
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Sandra-8 - 24
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Dabei seit 06.2009
47
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Geschrieben am: 28.12.2010 um 12:52 Uhr
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Immer wenn ich schreibe NOTHING,sagt God:Not a thing!
8-D :o
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