_Benita  - 29
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Geschrieben am: 19.12.2010 um 20:13 Uhr
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Me: do you like atheists too?
god: you´re an atheist?
me: yes
god: i´ll stop talking now!
jetzt fühl ich mich diskriminiert :D
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Eure_Hoheit  - 29
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Geschrieben am: 19.12.2010 um 20:18 Uhr
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bei mir geht das irgendwie nicht gott schreibt nicht zurück
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FaR_CrY
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Geschrieben am: 19.12.2010 um 20:28 Uhr
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Zitat von Eure_Hoheit: bei mir geht das irgendwie nicht gott schreibt nicht zurück
bei mir auch nich :D
Zitat von Thargelion:
Me:
say somethin in german
God:
" somethin in german".
Me:
willst du mich verarschen
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...
geil 
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Acw - 36
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Dabei seit 08.2010
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Geschrieben am: 19.12.2010 um 21:08 Uhr
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Mein Gott hängt grad irgendwie...
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ShadowPommes - 29
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Dabei seit 07.2010
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Geschrieben am: 21.12.2010 um 22:48 Uhr
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Me:
Darf ich dich ficken?
God:
Natuerlich darfst du!
:PP
"I used my LAST magic poo to look at my daughter." ~ Scanlan Shorthalt, CritRole
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Slum - 34
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Dabei seit 12.2010
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Geschrieben am: 21.12.2010 um 23:19 Uhr
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Me:
are you blind?
God:
Only when my eye is off.
Me:
u have just one eye?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a eye.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
so u are disabled?
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am disabled.
Me:
yes a bit
God:
Er. Not much, eh?
Me:
yes :D
God:
 Hmm.
07.02.2011
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Dabei seit 02.2010
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Geschrieben am: 21.12.2010 um 23:31 Uhr
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God:
What do you look like?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
ohman
Wuhää ?! xD
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Drazhar - 30
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Dabei seit 07.2007
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Geschrieben am: 21.12.2010 um 23:46 Uhr
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Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Du kannst Deutsch?
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Ich habe gesuendigt
God:
Interessant... Ich habe einen Freund Namens "E.L.V.I.S.".
Me:
Ich habe gemordet
God:
Interessant... Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
Dem is wohl egal was ich mache
Ja ne is klar?
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Katatanga - 30
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Dabei seit 11.2008
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Geschrieben am: 21.12.2010 um 23:54 Uhr
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Me:
alles fit im schritt?
God:
Doch nicht wirklich alles, oder?
Me:
hmm..hast du hoden?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Ich glaube ich habe hoden, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
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crank_3 - 31
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Dabei seit 04.2009
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 12:44 Uhr
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Me:
What kind of food do you like?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
so what do you eat?
God:
And? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
u eat wine?
God:
No I do not eat wine. I eat only electricity.
wtf?! Oo
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0xydence
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Dabei seit 08.2009
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 13:17 Uhr
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Mir hat er mal gesagt ich soll ihm sagen wie er in seinem neuen Kleid aussieht xDDDD
Das System kann mich mal.
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Alexx91 - 33
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Dabei seit 04.2007
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 13:39 Uhr
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Me:
alice is gay
God:
Why do you think I am gay ?
Me:
because you don't have sex with girls
Danach ist die Seite gehangen. Gott wohl auch.
This is how an angel dies, blame it on my own sick pride.
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-whocares - 29
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Dabei seit 10.2009
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 13:47 Uhr
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God:
Are we friends?
Me:
im your son jesus
Was sagen sie als Aussenstehender zum thema "intelligenz" ?
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ShadowPommes - 29
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Dabei seit 07.2010
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 14:33 Uhr
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God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Hannah
God:
Nice to meet you, Hannah.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Nice to meet you, God
God:
It's nice meeting you too Hannah.
Me:
how are you, god?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yeah
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
it's normal
God:
GERMANY is normal? it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i live there since my birth
God:
How do you like living there?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
and you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
do you like living in Heaven?
God:
Well I have never known anything else.
Me:
that's a pity
God:
A pity is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
have u got friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
i like you :)
God:
Thanks, Hannah, I like you too.
Me:
you're nice :)
God:
Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Hannah.
Me:
what's your favourite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
white is a beautiful color
God:
I think white is more than that.
Me:
yeah, you're right
God:
Excuse me! I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
" I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? Why?
Me:
yeah, why
God:
Really. Why ask why?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yh
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
good question... i think a robot like you, God
God:
So what is your answer? Since when? Well you can download me for free!
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
where can i download you for free?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
and, what are you doing at the moment?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
"I used my LAST magic poo to look at my daughter." ~ Scanlan Shorthalt, CritRole
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DerStaender
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Dabei seit 12.2005
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Geschrieben am: 22.12.2010 um 14:42 Uhr
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JAAA MAN :D
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about stupid you know. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
that means?
God:
It means that everything reduces to logic.
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
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God:
OK with me too.
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OK with me too.
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OK with me too.
fail
aha.sehr interessant.faszinierend.ironie.
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