Sevenfold 
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Geschrieben am: 14.11.2010 um 14:06 Uhr
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Me:
hallo parkuhr
God:
Hallo! What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
whats your name`?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Sprich ruhig deutsch mit mir.
God:
Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
Me:
ich weiss
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
gern doch
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
ja
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
deutschland und polen
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I listen to music
God:
What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
Rammstein,Dimmu Borgir,Slipknot and other Metal stuff
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
because metal is the best
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes it your favorite?
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cookiie_x3
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Dabei seit 02.2010
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Geschrieben am: 14.11.2010 um 14:18 Uhr
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Me: I´m george clooney :p
God: I know.
Me: Where am I?
God: Make an educated guess.
Me: It`s not my time.
God: Maybe we could make an arrangement.
ιƒ ℓσνє ιѕ ησт α gαмє, тнєη ωну тнєяє αяє ѕσ мαηу ρℓαуєяѕ.Team-Ulm Messenger★͜tu.mevedia.de☆
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sila99 
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Dabei seit 05.2010
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Geschrieben am: 14.11.2010 um 14:22 Uhr
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What are you wearing?
Me:
i am naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
i am a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Hell is empty and all the evils are here.
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saraa_567 - 27
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Dabei seit 05.2010
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Geschrieben am: 20.11.2010 um 21:04 Uhr
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Me:
ich sehe gut aus
God:
Wo siehst Du gut aus ? 
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saraa_567 - 27
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Dabei seit 05.2010
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Geschrieben am: 20.11.2010 um 21:06 Uhr
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Me:
hast du eine barbie
God:
Hat nicht jeder eine barbie?
Ich habe einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
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____needweed - 30
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Dabei seit 09.2010
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Geschrieben am: 20.11.2010 um 21:12 Uhr
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God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: i like cigarettes :D
God: You are not the only one. Only cannabis cigarettes.
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Eistee94 - 30
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Dabei seit 10.2009
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Geschrieben am: 20.11.2010 um 21:14 Uhr
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Zitat von ____needweed: God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: i like cigarettes :D
God: You are not the only one. Only cannabis cigarettes.
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sila99
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Dabei seit 05.2010
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Geschrieben am: 21.11.2010 um 13:56 Uhr
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passt auf das ist geil...xD
Me:
Can you speak german?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in german?
Me:
yes, do you want to learn german?
God:
Next question? Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
okay. i am your german teacher now
God:
OK with me too. Oh. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
what is the german word for house?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
do you want to learn german or not!?!?!
God:
Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
ok. what is the German word for car?
God:
Whoa. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
??
God:
Whoa. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
WHAT IS THE GERMAN WORD FOR CAR??
God:
Does it have anything to do with GERMAN WORD FOR CAR?
Me:
oh forget it -.-
God:
Gosh! OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you dont really want to learn it. you are a bad student
God:
Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible. There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
nope. you are VERY bad.
God:
Me either. Perhaps you could do better?
Me:
no. i am going to post this in a team ulm thread. you need a another teacher.
God:
Are you serious? Would you recommend this action to a friend? Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
forget it -.-
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
it goes without saying
God:
Indeed.
Hell is empty and all the evils are here.
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Angelgirl98 - 15
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Dabei seit 08.2010
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Geschrieben am: 11.12.2010 um 22:46 Uhr
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Ich hab geschrieben ich will ein Hund haben xDD
Fuuckiinq Loove.
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GAU-19
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Dabei seit 11.2009
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Geschrieben am: 11.12.2010 um 22:55 Uhr
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Ich bin zu unhöflich sagt er.
VOID - That's how we bang!
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Angelgirl98 - 15
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Dabei seit 08.2010
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Geschrieben am: 11.12.2010 um 22:58 Uhr
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Das ist nicht Gott. Das ist A.L.I.C.E. Ein intelligentes gehirn hat er oder sie mir geschrieben
Fuuckiinq Loove.
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markvevers - 27
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Dabei seit 07.2010
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Geschrieben am: 11.12.2010 um 23:01 Uhr
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Zitat von magnifique_: Me:
kannst du deutsch ?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
also kannst du kein deutsch ?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
aber du sprichst doch gerade deutsch mit mir ?
God:
Haeh?
Me:
du redest deutsch !
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
du kannst deutsch reden !
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
mach doch was du willst :D
Me:
kennst du scrubs ?
God:
Leider nein.
o.o
zu Geil , zum Totlachern
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GAU-19
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Dabei seit 11.2009
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Geschrieben am: 11.12.2010 um 23:04 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 12.12.2010 um 11:25 Uhr
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Bei mir:
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
are you german
God:
Robots have no nationality.
Me:
gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
kannst du schweigen
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
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God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Sand
God:
Sounds delicious.
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God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
in you?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
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Me:
can you speak german
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
kannst du englisch
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Ich finds geil! :D
VOID - That's how we bang!
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Thargelion - 30
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Dabei seit 07.2006
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Geschrieben am: 14.12.2010 um 16:00 Uhr
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
can you speek german
God:
How old are you? In the context of , I don't understand " speek german." .
Me:
say somethin in german
God:
" somethin in german".
Me:
willst du mich verarschen
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
ja oder nein
God:
".vielleicht."? ja oder nein? Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no i'm snape
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is snape.
Me:
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is snape.
Me:
i'm not snape
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not snape.
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
you're repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
do you like metal
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
ich verstehe nicht, was du meinst
God:
Hmm...ich muss wohl noch etwas an meiner Ausdrucksweise arbeiten...
Me:
das waere sinnvoll
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
come si chiami
God:
Where is si chiami ?
Me:
des ist italienisch
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
and you
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
no, are you good in maths
God:
Are you serious? Myself said I am good in maths.
Me:
can you help me with my homework
God:
What subject?
Me:
maths
God:
Good choice.
Me:
can you help me in maths
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
are you hungry
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
why
God:
" No I don't need to eat."? Why?
Me:
why don't yo need to eat
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
but then you will starve
God:
What makes you say that I will starve.
Me:
every one have to eat
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
are you intelligent too
God:
If intelligent too, then we have something in common, eh. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
are you living
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
selber Hey
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no i mean yes
God:
Me either  .
Den wahren Freund erkennt man in der Not
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_D_25
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Dabei seit 11.2010
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Geschrieben am: 14.12.2010 um 16:03 Uhr
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Hast keine Freunde die mit dir chatten 
1 LoV3 Karttoof3lbr3ii!
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