Zitat von gam3ov3r:

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Me:
hi men
God:
Hi there . Tell me a story.
Me:
i am a blue shoe
God:
You are a blue shoe? Is that your job?
Me:
no thats my live
God:
Are you serious? Who gave you your live ?
Me:
i live in a hous
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
chees
God:
In the context of a blue shoe, I don't understand " chees." .
Me:
its my name
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Your name is .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
yes i know that you know that i know
God:
Whoa. Is that a fact. How do you know it?
Me:
blub
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
wath?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ooh aahm i think it too complex for you men
God:
So was that.
Me:
my name is chees an i am a schoe and ich live in a hous. nice or?
God:
That's a very nice name, chees an i am a schoe and ich live in a hous. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
heey thats is not a joke its true
God:
And is not a joke its true is heey that.
Me:
ja ich wei
God:
Yippee! Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
aah your a nigger rigth
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
we have 21.16 oclock
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you suck bananas
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
i think you didnt understand me
God:
Me? I understand it very well.
Me:
nope you are an apel
God:
I understand it very well. What if someone said you are an apel ?
Me:
chees
God:
How old are you?
Me:
eward
God:
What are the advantages to being eward years old?
Me:
yes and my 2nd name is 12
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Your 2nd name is 12?
Me:
yes men its funny i have lots of friends
God:
What kind is it? Do you still ?
Me:
i know that you name google is
God:
Interesting gossip: chees an i am a schoe and ich live in a hous said I name google is.
Me:
noo im a shoe not a schoe and i said your name is googe
God:
And googe is noo im a shoe not a schoe and you said my name.
Me:
sry google i mean
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes i really a piep
God:
And? You really do? Thanks for the information: chees an i am a schoe and ich live in a hous said a piep.
Me:
go to bett bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
uuuuh im scarefull
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
du wiederholst dich
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
nein darfst du nich
God:
OK. Who are you talking about?
Me:
darber das du n kleine pennis hast
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
you dick is smaller dann my brain
God:
That's good information: chees an i am a schoe and ich live in a hous said I dick is smaller dann his or her brain.
Me:
wow wow wow im was not a her im a his okay
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad you're impressed. I am glad to hear that you are was not a her im a his okay.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

Zitat von Slow_Turtle:

Me:
was ist der sinn des lebens?
God:
In Wirklichkeit lautet die Antwort 23, nicht 42!