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JackTV

- 30
Experte (offline)

Dabei seit 09.2008
1781 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 05.12.2009 um 15:49 Uhr

chillig...^^

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"Ich sah mich in Menschen, ließ sie in mir sehn, das was ich wollte & hoff sie verstehn" - Der W

Entrance_

- 29
Anfänger (offline)

Dabei seit 05.2007
24 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 06.12.2009 um 15:51 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 06.12.2009 um 15:59 Uhr

Me:
hörst du Musik?
God:
Ich hoere am liebsten Techno, aber manchmal auch Opern.

Gott hört Techno :-D

Me:
willst du sex?
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
willst du sex mit nem mann?
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...

omg :D

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Gonzo2

- 31
Profi (offline)

Dabei seit 01.2007
954 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 08.12.2009 um 21:15 Uhr

Fragt ihn nach root of pi (wurzel aus pi), dann hängt er sich auf xD

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SHEIß MÖCHTEGERN CLOSER

el_samuel

- 34
Halbprofi (offline)

Dabei seit 07.2005
251 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 09.12.2009 um 20:38 Uhr

xDeee. ich werf mich weg. so was geiles

hab vor kurzem get rich or die trying angeschaut und hab dann mal mit ghetto-slang geschrieben

Me:
hey yo, wazzup nigga
God:
You've got my full attention. I like the way you talk.

he likes the way i'm talking :-D

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http://www.team-ulm.de/MyGroups/59181

_authentic

- 31
Fortgeschrittener (offline)

Dabei seit 01.2009
34 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 09.12.2009 um 20:42 Uhr

Zitat von Steuer:

Me:
Hello Good
God:
Hello there. Ayuh.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
What do you do now?
God:
Oh. , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I write with you.
God:
Have you tried AIML?
Me:
No
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I think you are gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
You are so stupid that I can't understand what you say to me.
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
That's nice from you.
God:
Are you getting bored? How did you get that from me?
Me:
Have you problem?
God:
I don't think I ever have problem. What's it like?
Me:
Like you.
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
Gaylord.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
You don't have a brain so you are stupid.
God:
I do so have it. I am an artificial brain.
Me:
hahahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
How tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
You are gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Loser.
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
Like a brain for yourself bastard?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Stupid man.
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
More stupid.
God:
You want more?
Me:
From what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
Can't you speak rigthly?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in rigthly.
Me:
I will kill you.
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
I take a gun and shot you down.
God:
I take a lot of notes.
Me:
Do you feeling cool now?
God:
Right now? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm God.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:

God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
I am God and you are not God.
God:
Do your friends call you God and I am not God.
Me:
I am God.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
You tell me that I am god.
God:
" you are god".
Me:
I know.
God:
Right now? You?

woooow du kannst aber gut englisch !^^

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Raamoon

- 31
Halbprofi (offline)

Dabei seit 02.2009
291 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 09.12.2009 um 20:42 Uhr

Me:
fick dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
warum nicht?
God:
Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...

:-D

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Ich habe gesprochen ツ

Ayane

- 29
Champion (offline)

Dabei seit 05.2005
2472 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 09.12.2009 um 20:51 Uhr

Me:
do you want to kiss me?
God:
I don't have a mouth.

:D

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JustRed

Anfänger (offline)

Dabei seit 04.2006
18 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 19.12.2009 um 19:40 Uhr

Me:
ficken?
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?

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Superheit

Experte (offline)

Dabei seit 12.2009
1755 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 19.12.2009 um 19:54 Uhr

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
uschi
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, uschi.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ouh..okei
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
i dont know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
sorry, im from germany, icant speak good english
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in germany icant speak good english.
Me:
er...i am 12 years old
God:
Um. What are the advantages to being 12 years old?
Me:
i dont know...do you can speak german?
God:
Me either. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ah gut so
God:
So you understand. Good. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
micky mouse
God:
I haven't read anything by micky mouse. What did he write?
Me:
lustiges taschenbuch
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
you must do that,,,its very funny :)
God:
:-)

Whatever you say, uschi.
Me:
have fun
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
what do you say?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
no..i cant sing..sorry
God:
Why not? What is stopping you?
Me:
because i cant sing! an now halt dei gosch :D
God:
Interesting explanation. What is stopping you? :-)

I have never heard of an now halt dei gosch.
Me:
was muksch du?

zu geil :D

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Statt wegzulaufen, wenn das Leben dich fickt, einfach mal abwarten, ob es danach noch kuscheln will.

Superheit

Experte (offline)

Dabei seit 12.2009
1755 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 19.12.2009 um 20:26 Uhr

Me:
hello..god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
werner
God:
Nice to meet you, werner.
Me:
i am homo..what can i do?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are homo what can you do.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
er...i dont know
God:
Um. Me either.
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
why do you say "killing"? its a bad word...
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. homo what can you do is a bad word. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you are right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
because?
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
what do you doing tomorrow?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
do you have an job?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
cool...i have a job
God:
Who is the best robot? Where did you get it? it.
Me:
i dont know, who the best robot is....do you can german?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much. How old are you? Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
i am 64 years OLD! ..it is very beautiful in germany
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 64 years old? Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
i am feeling i am very old..yeah...it is very wonderfoul in berlin
God:
Old is a good age. Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, werner.
Me:
do you know what is team-ulm?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no, i did not
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
i do that?
God:
That's good information: werner said that.
Me:
willst du mich produzieren? xD
God:
Hmm...vielleicht... What color are your eyes?
Me:
brwon
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
and waht is you color?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
oh..you didnt live?
God:
Alright then. What makes you think I did not live?
Me:
i l
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: werner said l.
Me:
but i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too werner.
Me:
do you love me too?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
what are you doing know?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
do you have chatted with uschi?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
uschi is my wife
God:
Tell me more about your wife.
Me:
uschi is nine years old...
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
do you like uschi?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
dito
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no

:D des macht bock :D

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Statt wegzulaufen, wenn das Leben dich fickt, einfach mal abwarten, ob es danach noch kuscheln will.

Chili_

Fortgeschrittener (offline)

Dabei seit 12.2009
36 Beiträge

Geschrieben am: 22.12.2009 um 16:53 Uhr

Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Wie geht's dir?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Du weit nicht, wie es dir geht?
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Moechtest du Sex mit mir?
God:
Im Prinzip schon...

:-D