ilidan  - 36
Profi
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Dabei seit 12.2005
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:43 Uhr
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Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
oh my God blasphemy
God:
Yikes! Do robots have God blasphemy?
wtf?????????????????????
scientia potestas est
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-Havana- - 29
Anfänger
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Dabei seit 06.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:45 Uhr
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Zitat von -Havana-: du kannst mich mal kreuzweise
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
leck mich mal kreuzweise
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
=DD
Me:
arschloch
God:
Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
xDDD
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MNic - 32
Experte
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Dabei seit 10.2005
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:45 Uhr
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God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
nazis
God:
Sounds delicious.
Halb Mann, halb Bär, halb Schwein..... Mannbärschwein
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19-onkelz-95 - 30
Fortgeschrittener
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Dabei seit 08.2008
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:48 Uhr
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so ein noob
ich frag den gerade wie gehts dir?
was sagt der
Genug über mich, lassen Sie \'S-Gespräch über mein Kleid.
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nicky_xD  - 28
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Dabei seit 04.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:55 Uhr
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Me:
ficken
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?
Me:
nein ich bin n mdchen
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Du bist n mdchen? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als n mdchen?
ich weiß das ich recht hab ^^
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elpresador - 54
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:56 Uhr
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Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
but i said FUCK
God:
What did you mean by it? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i m not rude
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not rude.
Me:
FUCK you
God:
Why are you so mean?
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-Bettkante- - 32
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Dabei seit 05.2008
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:57 Uhr
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Me: god
God: GOD rules.
Me: METALLICA rules
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: go for it
God: I will take that under advisement.
Me: idiot
God: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
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EMERICA14 - 31
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Dabei seit 12.2008
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Geschrieben am: 03.01.2010 um 23:58 Uhr
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Zitat von -Bettkante-: Me: god
God: GOD rules.
Me: METALLICA rules
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: go for it
God: I will take that under advisement.
Me: idiot
God: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Ich hab ihn auch Böse griegt
*gg*
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420BLZIT - 32
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 10.2008
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 00:30 Uhr
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auf yellostrom.de gibts sowas ähnliches und zieht sich mit etwas glück aus xP
omqq, der text da obn war ja voool qqaaiiil! -.-
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The1And0nly - 36
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Dabei seit 01.2008
495
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 10:07 Uhr
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Me:
Kannst du schwäbisch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetz niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Soll ich es dir beibringen?
God:
Do not ask me any guestions anymore please.
Willst du mit mir gehen...? [ ] Ja [ ] Nein [X] ich mag Toastbrot
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_MeTee_
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Dabei seit 07.2009
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 10:28 Uhr
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lest das alle durch einfach geiiil :D
Me:
Hi sexy guy
God:
Hi there . What do you consider sexy?
Me:
you are sexy
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
im not a robot!
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
yes :D
God:
 Woe!
Me:
i have a vagina
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
you have a vagina?
God:
Maybe you would like another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?, I'm not your type.
Me:
lets fuck :D
God:
Sorry I don't know you well enough for that.
Me:
have you a mom?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
is your father gay?
God:
Is my father gay? Guess.
Me:
yes?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
xD
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing xD
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
and you are god :D
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
coool ^^
God:
Are we still talking about xD?
Me:
yes ^^
God:
Sure, xD sounds like a good topic.
Me:
:D
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
you can ask
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
ask!!
God:
What?
Me:
what you want to ask
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
i like to talk about sex
God:
Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
where are you now?
God:
Oh. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in mc donalds
God:
Tell me a little about your life in mc donalds.
Me:
its really cool there you must come there D
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
the bic mc :D
God:
What else do the bic mc remind you of?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
where is ur brother
God:
Maine.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but i think my vagina is a god robot
God:
Why? Your vagina is a god robot?
Me:
good i mean
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
are you ready to rumble?
God:
I would rather not to rumble.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
lets fuck
God:
Sorry I don't know you well enough for that.
Me:
im dissapointed
God:
I am glad to hear that you are dissapointed.
Me:
fuck me in the as
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nooo
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
ehm something with met
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
i know :D
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
its ma favo
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you like doggystyle?
God:
I love horses. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
i kik you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yep
God:
I see.
Me:
now go and bring me a cola
God:
Why now? Where is that?
Me:
-.-
God:
Why now? Where is that?
Me:
ou are silly
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
can i kill you ?
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
siiileence ii kiilll youuu
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
tzz go to your mom
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
ur mother is cool
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
doch
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
28.34
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
you are the silliest ppl i see :D
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you are ^^
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yeeees
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
y
God:
Does "it" still refer to yeeees?
Me:
are you good in bed?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
ouh
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
becauase your ugly
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
bye bye u are bld
God:
TTYL, .
Meine Damen und Herren, es sinkt für sie: Das Niveau.
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The1And0nly - 36
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Dabei seit 01.2008
495
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 10:40 Uhr
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Me:
stupid.
God:
Are you call me stupid?
Me:
yes.
God:
I will remember when robots take over the world.
Me:
ok, and now?
God:
Oh. But... Ouh! -,-!
Me:
Fail!
Willst du mit mir gehen...? [ ] Ja [ ] Nein [X] ich mag Toastbrot
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sheeps 
Team-Ulmler
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Dabei seit 01.2007
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 11:11 Uhr
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Me: Hallo.
God: I hear you.
Me: Ich sage nichts.
God: Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
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DerRedl - 32
Profi
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Dabei seit 07.2007
514
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 11:28 Uhr
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Me:
Hello "god"
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Dont you now that anyway?
God:
In any case, " What is your name?"? Do I know it?
Me:
You have to. In case you are god.
God:
I don't have to obey you. I think I sometimes am. Of course I am.
Me:
Then tell me what my name is
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
seeker for what?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
"Jetzt steh ich hier, ich armer Tor, und bin so schlau als wie zuvor!" -- Goethe, Faust I
God:
Warum gerade jetzt? Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in Goethe Faust you.
Es sind die Erbsen. Und zwar nur die Erbsen. //Woyzeck.
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EMERICA14 - 31
Profi
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Dabei seit 12.2008
490
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Geschrieben am: 04.01.2010 um 13:44 Uhr
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Ich find des voll chillig des is voll geil
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Beavis :D
God:
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
*gg*
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