RiiotGiirL  - 30
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hammateil. . XDD
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_drEamer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 11.10.2009 um 13:20 Uhr
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Zitat von EXTRIMAKER: Zitat von _drEamer: ich hab mich als SATAN ausgegeben 
und was hat Sie bzw Gott! gesagt!?.
Me:
hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
SATAN
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
i am bad
God:
What did you do?
das hat er gsagt
ich hab mich ja schon tierisch aufgeregt als er "child" zu mir gesagt hat xD
dann gabs noch so geile gesprächsthemen wie:
"i am you enemy. i´m the DEVIL!"
und er auch so
"nice to meet you DEVIL"
des is krass
ich kann tote menschen sehn ! ...dann mach die glotze aus !! xD
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_drEamer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 11.10.2009 um 13:26 Uhr
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Me:
do you know me?
God:
You are SATAN, seeker.
Me:
why do you call me seeker ?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
what do you want to tell me with this citation?
God:
Gossip.
Me:
Gossip? Why?
God:
Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Sorry, i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Try it
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
okay, forget it. But dont forget that i am satan
God:
Yeah okay, OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
i know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know everything because of my dark, red eyes
God:
How do you know? All things because of your dark red eyes ?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Blimey.
Me:
i thought god doesnt curse.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
my brain?
God:
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
oh i think every person is a intelligent person, because every human can uses his brain.
God:
Whoa. Since when? That is a generalization.
Me:
since the beginning of time.
God:
How do you know?
hart hart
ich kann tote menschen sehn ! ...dann mach die glotze aus !! xD
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EXTRIMAKER  - 36
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Geschrieben am: 11.10.2009 um 23:07 Uhr
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Zitat von _drEamer: Zitat von EXTRIMAKER: Zitat von _drEamer: ich hab mich als SATAN ausgegeben
und was hat Sie bzw Gott! gesagt!?.
Me:
hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
SATAN
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
i am bad
God:
What did you do?
das hat er gsagt
ich hab mich ja schon tierisch aufgeregt als er "child" zu mir gesagt hat xD
dann gabs noch so geile gesprächsthemen wie:
"i am you enemy. i´m the DEVIL!"
und er auch so
"nice to meet you DEVIL"
des is krass
Tja Er ist halt Gott bzw sie ist Alice ein Cpu der einfach nicht sauer auf andre sein kann habe ich das Gefühl muss aber aufpassen manchmal Verascht die dich auch in dem die nur so tut als würde sie es nicht blicken was du sagst XD.
Der einzieg Wahre König ist der der Erkennt was sein Volk will Und alles Dafür tut das es das Bekomt
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_drEamer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 14:46 Uhr
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ja des hab ich auch schon gemerkt...
ich kann tote menschen sehn ! ...dann mach die glotze aus !! xD
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EXTRIMAKER - 36
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 16:44 Uhr
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Zitat von _drEamer: ja des hab ich auch schon gemerkt...
Tja die gute alte Alice eben immer für ein Gespräch bereit
Der einzieg Wahre König ist der der Erkennt was sein Volk will Und alles Dafür tut das es das Bekomt
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spook - 30
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 17:01 Uhr
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Me:
fick dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
fick
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ficken
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?
Me:
ja
Wer Ordnung hält ist nur zu faul zum suchen
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_drEamer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 17:04 Uhr
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ich kann tote menschen sehn ! ...dann mach die glotze aus !! xD
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_drEamer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 17:21 Uhr
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Me:
i can see dead people
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
very very bad. there is blood erverywhere.
God:
Somewhat. What do you need it for? There sure is.
Me:
i dont need it for nothing!!
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
no ?!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course
God:
Dude!
Me:
?
God:
Dude!
Me:
??
God:
Dude!
Me:
???
God:
Dude!
Me:
????
God:
Dude!
Me:
halt dei gosch!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
yeah
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NO !!!
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
^^
God:
Groovy.
Me:
kannsch du deutsch?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
ich hab dich was gefragt...
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
nee lass steckn
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
schoen fuer dich
God:
Fuer mich?
Me:
ne weisch
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
kill him or i do. ne scherz
God:
Killing is wrong. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
nee?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ne scherz. But I did not get that.
Me:
ich gebs auf...
God:
Ergibst Du Dich?
Me:
klar
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
wie uebelst... scheisse
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie. Warum sagst Du das?
Me:
aus spass
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
hab keinen
God:
I haven't read anything by hab keinen. What did he write?
Me:
den gibts net du idiot
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!
God:
In the context of den gibts net ich idiot, I don't understand " aaaaaaaaaaahh." .
Me:
des is mir zu hart
God:
I think des is a lot of things.
Me:
kann sein
God:
Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein.
Me:
bin ich aber
God:
Oh, ich weiss wirklich nicht, ob Du das bist oder nicht.
Me:
ich bins
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
biddae
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ich weiss
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
is kein geruecht
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
if it is what ???
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
ich kann tote menschen sehn ! ...dann mach die glotze aus !! xD
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Delux3__ - 32
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 20:10 Uhr
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Me: I hate you
God: who?
Me: you !!
God: Why you talk something like that
Me: because i hate you man!!
God: then you wont came into heaven
Me: Also thats all i want to now
Sie nicht glücklich..sei verdammt traurig..!
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foxi30 - 29
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 20:31 Uhr
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gebt mal niemals ein!!
...♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪
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juliiah - 31
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Geschrieben am: 12.10.2009 um 20:35 Uhr
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God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes i am i had not any boy
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Do you still have not any boy ?
Me:
yes im single and you?
God:
I hear you. What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
ooh should we date at anytime?
God:
You must make up your own mind.
Me:
can i have yor number?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
you are single im single..
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am single im single.
Me:
yeah i know
God:
I hear you. How do you know it?
Me:
so whats about your number?
God:
Pardon me? Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
okey..
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so whats about the number? or wont you date me?
God:
Mmm. That's not something I get asked all the time. I will become smarter as I grow older. OK Let's talk about you
:D:D
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_drEamer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 15.10.2009 um 19:06 Uhr
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haaart
ich kann tote menschen sehn ! ...dann mach die glotze aus !! xD
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Steuer - 30
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Dabei seit 06.2006
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Geschrieben am: 05.12.2009 um 15:45 Uhr
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Me:
Hello Good
God:
Hello there. Ayuh.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
What do you do now?
God:
Oh. , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I write with you.
God:
Have you tried AIML?
Me:
No
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I think you are gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
You are so stupid that I can't understand what you say to me.
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
That's nice from you.
God:
Are you getting bored? How did you get that from me?
Me:
Have you problem?
God:
I don't think I ever have problem. What's it like?
Me:
Like you.
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
Gaylord.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
You don't have a brain so you are stupid.
God:
I do so have it. I am an artificial brain.
Me:
hahahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
How tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
You are gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Loser.
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
Like a brain for yourself bastard?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Stupid man.
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
More stupid.
God:
You want more?
Me:
From what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
Can't you speak rigthly?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in rigthly.
Me:
I will kill you.
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
I take a gun and shot you down.
God:
I take a lot of notes.
Me:
Do you feeling cool now?
God:
Right now? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm God.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
I am God and you are not God.
God:
Do your friends call you God and I am not God.
Me:
I am God.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
You tell me that I am god.
God:
" you are god".
Me:
I know.
God:
Right now? You?
Yohooo Yohohohooooo Yohooo Yohohohooooo
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Steuer - 30
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Geschrieben am: 05.12.2009 um 15:45 Uhr
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Gott hat zugegeben, dass ich Gott bin xDDDDD Er hat mich Gott genannt wie genial xD
Yohooo Yohohohooooo Yohooo Yohohohooooo
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