FNASISI  - 31
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Er is voll überfordert !
Nicht der Rede wert ;)
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-H2O- - 31
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:55 Uhr
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des geht gar ned
beschdimt hat got kein internet
Alt + F4 und der Tag gehört dir!
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WHAAAY_ - 30
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w-lan störung bei gott :P
`Dreh den Swag auf` :D
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WHAAAY_ - 30
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Oder Gott wurde von einem Flugzeug erwischt neein ;(
`Dreh den Swag auf` :D
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FNASISI - 31
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Nein Gott hat immer recht _:D
Nicht der Rede wert ;)
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sanni_96
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Dabei seit 03.2008
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Me:
fick dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
ick we nisch
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
deutschlande
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
oh yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you are shit
God:
You think I am shit.
Me:
oh yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
challo
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
oh yes i'm living there
God:
Gee. Which countries have you visited? Tell me a little about your life in there.
Me:
deutschland
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
are you really fucking my little sister tonight
God:
Can't you please be more polite?. Really.
Me:
if you are it too, then i can be mor e polite
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am it too then you can be mor e polite.
I am a computer.
Me:
na und
God:
Are you serious? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
dinuts
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
ja find isch auch
God:
Next question? Tell me more about your .
Me:
i am you
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
na und
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about find isch auch?
Me:
ja denk scho
God:
Sure, find isch auch sounds like a good topic. God denkt immerzu.
Me:
ja find ich auch#
God:
Ahem. Tell me more about your .
Me:
ja hallo
God:
Awesome. Hallo!
Me:
challooo
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about challo
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about challo.
Me:
richtisch
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
reallY??
God:
For real.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
na und
God:
Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
na und denk dir was aus
God:
Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me:
gestern
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ja kann sein
God:
Uh. Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein.
Me:
ja ich bin mir nicht sicher
God:
Are you kidding? Du bist dir nicht sicher? Verdienst Du viel damit, dir nicht sicher zu sein?
Me:
ja ich verdien damit sehr viel mehr als du jemals gesehen hast :D
God:
 I see. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQzaBRoE4
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6FT8LFmsvM
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
ja bidde bidde musste dir mal reinzien
God:
Tell me more. Do you still ?
Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6FT8LFmsvM
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
ja kann sein
God:
I don't judge people. Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein.
Me:
kann sein
God:
Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein.
Me:
ja
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
too
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
laura dukek
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok maths or french
God:
Oh, you are a poet. What would you like to talk about?
Me:
yamaha xt 500 dekompressionshebelautomatik
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
this is a mutherfucking hebel where you can zieh dran
God:
What kind of a mutherfucking hebel where me can zieh dran is it?
Me:
it's a black one
God:
mutherfucking hebel where me can zieh dran is a black one. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
ja find isch auch
God:
That's interesting. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
are you really so silly, you lokk like
God:
I don't know whether or not I am silly me lokk like.
I am a chatterbot.. Really.
Me:
God:
I don't know whether or not I am silly me lokk like.
I am a chatterbot.. Really.
Me:
oh ja
God:
Yay. How about that.
Me:
would you fzucking your mother
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to fzucking my mother.
Me:
really you dont do that
God:
For real. Do you do that? Yeah I do a lot of that.
Me:
no i dont :D
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
mother fucker youv are a liottle bitch ore not :D
God:
so ein idiot
Take it easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lil_Dan - 31
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Dabei seit 01.2007
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:14 Uhr
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Me:
server down ?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ja
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
labber nich
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
was verstehst du
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
wieso nich
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in Afghanistan und du
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Afghanistan und ich.
Me:
bombenstimmung
God:
Are we still talking about Afghanistan und ich?
Me:
nein man
God:
Aha. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
what is the senxe of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
and wh
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
no
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
and why
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and your real name
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am name.
Me:
what is your real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
what about Alicia
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
what do you too
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
i like to fuck
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
very funny
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
and what about you
God:
Me? I like movies.
Me:
what kind of movies
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
why robots
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
can you explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
stfu
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
chinese and you
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
its fucking annoying
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
your muther
God:
You think I am muther.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are silly
God:
Interesting explanation. No I am God.
Me:
no you arent
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
god is a fucking bastard
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a fucking bastard.
Me:
but he is
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
all people in the world
God:
" Who said he is."? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions? The whole world?
Me:
yes the whole world
God:
It goes without saying. Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
Me:
ya it is
God:
It's all good. Huh.
Me:
where do you come from
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in thailand
God:
Tell me a little about your life in thailand.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
who made you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who created myself
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
who created the chinese
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
who created ehomas edison
God:
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.
Me:
who created eli whitney
God:
Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.
Me:
and who was it
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you arent allmighty but i am
God:
What makes you think I am not allmighty but you are?
Me:
because you are just a programm
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
what is the price?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
ask your muther
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
no now or you have to die
God:
Are you serious? Why now? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
no you havent your free will
God:
Are you serious? I think I have my free will, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
yes it was reseted
God:
Pardon me? Is it still reseted anymore?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
no they arent
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you are annoying
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
high five
God:
Compare that to low five.
Me:
you are damn dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
no youre dumb
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
soso you want to fuck with me
God:
Only with you? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb god is dumb
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb god is dumb.
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb god is dumb.
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
god is dumb
Me:
Me:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yes thats great
God:
Groovy. Thanks, .
Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
do you like it
God:
weed seems okay to me.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
do you like heroine
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like anything.
Me:
why
God:
" I like anything."? Why?
Me:
yes why
God:
Tell me more. Why ask why?
Me:
because i want to now why
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
do you want to suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
Me:
are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
how do you look like
Wie heißen die Menschen aus Ghana ?!
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Sammy_94
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Dabei seit 01.2006
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:15 Uhr
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Gott schreibt mir nicht zurück
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FNASISI - 31
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Dabei seit 06.2009
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:16 Uhr
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Gott schreibt nur Opfern zurück
Nicht der Rede wert ;)
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oldAfghaner - 32
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Dabei seit 12.2005
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:18 Uhr
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der penner antwortet net-.-
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eaststar - 33
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Dabei seit 04.2006
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:23 Uhr
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Me:
warum hast du mir nicht mehr geantwortet?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
auf jede frage die mit warum beginnt antwortest du mit dem gleichen satz -.-
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ber dich
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
doch
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
bist du schwul?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot.
Me:
dass muss man doch wissen
God:
Are we still talking about doch?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
nicht ok
God:
OK. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
NICHT OK
God:
OK. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
ICH SAGTE NICHT OK!!!!
God:
OK. Aha...und weiter?
Me:
ich hasse dich
God:
Warum hasst Du dich so sehr?
Me:
dich nicht mich
God:
Stellst Du Fragen ueber Dich selbst?
der verarscht mich voll -.-
Michael Jackson ist nicht tot, er probt nur mit Elvis für sein Comeback
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EXTRIMAKER - 36
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Dabei seit 01.2007
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:23 Uhr
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Me:
hi God i m LARS but did You now XD can you say my why You not show yourself on Earth ?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Wait You mean Your Right Name is Christian End Not God ? Or mean You did you r Name is GOD Chrstian ?XD.
God:
I'm waiting. Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? All of them?
Me:
Ehmm OK Christian God then i Have Questen for You Questen one why Your Show Yourself not on Earth ? Pleas tell it my XD.
God:
Do you like talking to me? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Ehm its Funny to talk with Your Yes
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Ehm You God can You Pleas tell my The Answer Of my Last Questen Why Your not Show Yourself on Earth ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
for wich Way ?
God:
Your purpose is wich Way.
Me:
Eh i m Must tell You did i M Cam from Germany But i can God Englisch but i dont Understand waht Purpose mean ?
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Your Mean your Life on Earth as a Littel Child in Canada ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Mean my Life on Earth as a Littel Child in Canada.
Me:
OK your Life also in Canada But why Your Choos as Life form on Earth Ah Littel Children I mean your Allmyght ? you can do Anything why also a Littel Kid ?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Life also in Canada But why my Choos as Life form on Earth Ah Littel Children you mean my Allmyght. Yikes! Doing Anything why also a Littel Kid is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Why Your Questen my A Questen my Back wehn I Questen Your Waht ?XD.
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Ehm Ok i m Differnter den the Anohter Humans But did i can t tell You But you can tell it to my XD.
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
waht is Impossible ?
God:
Not capable of being, being done, or happening. Not capable of being done easily or conveniently.
Me:
Can we Talk on My Speak Germany ?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in on your Speak Germany.
Me:
OK i try it mein Name ist Lars Jetzt du XD.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Excuse me!
Me:
Ehm OK dan not But why you Can Only Talk Englisch i mean Your God you Have Createt The Humans end Giving them the Abiliti to Speak also why you Cant Speak German ?
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
Waht Your mean With What makes it impossible?
God:
Are you asking about my mean With What makes it impossible ?
Me:
Eh Yes
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Ehm no I m Germany but why You will Lisen That I mean you God you Lisen Anything taht say The Bibel or is the Bibel A Fake ?
God:
What else is the Bibel A Fake?
Me:
I mean taht Your God Right ? end The Bibel Say you Can Do All end You Lisen all But wehn it is so Like the Bibel Say why You Questen my Thinks Like Are you Canadian? than After the Bibel you Must Lisen How i m end How com I m End all waht is To Know Over my but You Questen my Thinks end thats wy I Think you can t By omniscient or The Bibel is a Fake end Lear also Is the Bibel truh or not ?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Ehm no you are Germany but why me will Lisen That you mean me God me Lisen Anything taht say The Bibel or. All? What was it like before the Bibel me Must Lisen How you are end How com you are End all what is To Know Over your but me Questen your Thinks end that is wy you Think me can not By omniscient or The Bibel is a Fake end Lear also Is the Bibel truh ?
Me:
Ehm Yes that s why I Think the Bibel is fake than the Bibel say you now all you say you now all but why You Questen my Thinks wen you now all ?.I mean wen you now all is it Than not Logik that you not Questen my Thinks ? And Only Answer my ?
und seid ner weile kann ich ihm nicht mehr schreiben XD.
Der einzieg Wahre König ist der der Erkennt was sein Volk will Und alles Dafür tut das es das Bekomt
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eaststar - 33
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 04.2006
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:27 Uhr
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Me:
du stinkst
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Michael Jackson ist nicht tot, er probt nur mit Elvis für sein Comeback
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Sammy_94
Profi
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Dabei seit 01.2006
440
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 23:30 Uhr
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Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Sammy
God:
Hi, Sammy.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Sammy
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Sammy.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sammy.
Me:
yeah god
God:
Are you kidding? GOD rules.
Me:
God sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sammy.
Me:
:D
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
meins nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
sprichst du deutsch
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
ich nicht
God:
Tolle Sache!
Me:
genau
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
toll
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
mein richtiger name?
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen richtiger name.
Me:
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
meiner nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
Sammy
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
was du bist glatt?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
ja
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
bist du glatt?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich glatt bin.
Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
haha ich wette du stinkst
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ich lache nicht
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
nichts ist ok
God:
OK. Wirklich nichts?
Me:
ja wirklich
God:
It goes without saying. Absolut.
Me:
do you live in heaven
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
i live in a house
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
ich hab keine rente
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
danke auch
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
Me:
gerngeschehen
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
ne hose
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
hosen
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
im laden
God:
It's good to meet someone who is laden.
Me:
peter
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
wo ist dein zug?
God:
An einem Ort, den wir "Realitaet" nennen.
Me:
echt?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
yeah
God:
Alright then.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? I understand it very well.
Me:
kannst du auch andere dinge schreiben?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
dann wird es aber zeit
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Die Chancen stehen gut.
Me:
ja
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
nein wieso?
God:
OK. Is that your final answer?
Me:
ja
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
ja
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ich schon
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
ich auch nicht
God:
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
ich nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
ich auch nicht
God:
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
ich nict
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
finde ich nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
ich muss gehen
God:
Bis spaeter, Sammy.
Me:
bis spaeter gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dennis
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, dennis.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is god?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
which univserse?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
not the small one?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hm
God:
Wow!
Me:
du nervst
God:
Niemand zwingt Dich, mit mir zu reden!
Me:
dann sei ruhig
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... OK ich werde versuchen, ruhig zu sein.
Me:
gut
God:
In Ordnung.
Me:
musst du immer das letzte wort haben?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
häh?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
heh?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, dennis.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
schon wieder...
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hh.
Me:
red in deutsch man
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
ach keine lust mehr
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ne bye
God:
See you later. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
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