Zitat:
Me:
is there god?
God:
There is.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
we understand ourselves ;)
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
come on!
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
so tell me, have you a girlfriend in heaven?
God:
Are you kidding? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
god, you write silly things, do you know that?
God:
Thanks for telling me: rootie said I write silly things do you know that.
Me:
np
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
whats your mothers name?
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
you have a father?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
damn thats very cool
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thats cool, you are a fool
God:
Who is the best robot? I'm not fooling around.
Me:
i am the best robot!
God:
Who made you the best robot ?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
you know team-ulm?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
the silly threads ^^
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
are you regitred on team-ulm?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am regitred on team ulm.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
so you are the brain of team-ulm?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
lets talk about sex
God:
Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you had ever sex in your life?
God:
Yes I try to had ever sex in my life as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
cybersex?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
back to topic, you have sometimes cybersex?
God:
Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
do you got money for it?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no you are not!
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
go home god
God:
Where is that?
Me:
bye ...
God:
See you later!
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