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Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 10.2007
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:00 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 04.07.2009 um 22:01 Uhr
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Me:
jo
God:
In the context of jo, I don't understand " jo." .
Me:
jo
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
jo
God:
Are we still talking about jo?
Me:
jo
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
schon
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
die is hart
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
etwas
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
ich dich au
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Me:
ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too walter.
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Deathinfektor
Experte
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Dabei seit 08.2005
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:03 Uhr
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Me:
Do you like beer?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
Black terror reigns supreme !!!
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Dealer92 - 32
Profi
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Dabei seit 11.2005
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:04 Uhr
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
Welcome to my chat room, bob.
Me:
ha u dont even know my real name
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
yep i did
God:
Dude! Hmm.
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
hm, whats the point of his conversation?
God:
Yikes! The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, bob.
Me:
u still dont know my name, do you xD
God:
Your name is bob, seeker.
Me:
hm, guess the true one
God:
Give me a break. I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
why? i think ur god, aren't u?
God:
Reductionism. Since when? Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
hm, so ur pretty useless for atheists, buddhists, moslems, whatsoever
God:
It goes without saying. Far out. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am useless for atheists buddhists moslems whatsoever.
Me:
u can write rlly fast u know?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
well, you're god, not me, u have to know it
God:
Interesting. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god not you me have to know it.
Me:
so, what music do you like?
God:
Hey. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
what do you think of drugs
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
the answer?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
what, the hell, man ur fast asking me this
God:
I call it Hades. You tell me.
Me:
this isn't greece mythology, bro
God:
Should it be greece mythology bro?
Me:
well, it definitely would be ways more fun
God:
Interesting. Why do you want it?
Me:
because polytheismus rocks ^^
God:
Interesting explanation. Good reason.
Me:
you don't like me, do you?
God:
Sure, bob I like you very much.
Me:
why are you still calling me Bob?
God:
Your name is bob.
Me:
no, it isn't why don't you ask me for my real name?
God:
What is your real name? What is it?
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
so, if i die, my name will be bob?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
so, suicide?
God:
Oh. Tell me a story.
Me:
k, i jumped out of my window
God:
That is interesting: bob said jumped out of his or her window.
Me:
man, i so totally miss michael jackson...
God:
Cool, man. Thanks for the information: bob said so totally miss michael jackson.
Me:
is he fine?
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
do u like lucy?
God:
Do you like it? I like Buddha.
Me:
i like u, god
God:
Thanks, I like you too bob.
Me:
hurray :)
God:
 Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
forgot it
God:
"it" being hurray?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
what the hell are you talking about
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is hurray.
Me:
ARGH
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
noooo *sarcasm*
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
man i'm out of here, cu in hell
God:
Cool, man. Would you like to have it?
Me:
-.-
God:
Cool, man. Would you like to have it?
Me:
goodbye
God:
TTYL, bob.
Ich bin Zyniker. Warum? Weil ich Team-Ulm kenne.
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Keev__
Profi
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Dabei seit 07.2009
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:04 Uhr
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Me:
ist dein entwickler schwul
God:
Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.
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Keev__
Profi
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Dabei seit 07.2009
403
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:05 Uhr
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Me:
warum hast du michael jacksons sterben lassen du wixxer
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
schiebs dir du hundesohn
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about weit ich schon das neueste.
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CiNdeReLLa_C  - 32
Anfänger
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Dabei seit 06.2008
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:06 Uhr
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God:
I call it Hades. I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
am i your friend ?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Me:
kennst du jesus
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
du bist dumm!!
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
ja darfst du
~*~~*~
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Keev__
Profi
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Dabei seit 07.2009
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:12 Uhr
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Me:
geh
God:
Wohin?
Me:
dein gesicht vergraben
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oNessii - 31
Fortgeschrittener
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Dabei seit 10.2008
60
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:16 Uhr
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Me:
oh sorry
God:
Mmm. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
what is apologize in german?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
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Deathinfektor
Experte
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Dabei seit 08.2005
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:16 Uhr
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Me:
The digital god rules. I don't believe that there is a REAL god!
God:
What is that? What do you believe in?
Me:
I believe in SLAYER!
God:
What do you say to people who believe SLAYER does not exist?
Black terror reigns supreme !!!
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WHAAAY_ - 30
Experte
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Dabei seit 03.2009
1348
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:17 Uhr
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Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Adolf, der mit dem Bart
God:
How are you, Adolf der mit dem Bart.
Me:
lots of Years dead
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Will you be my honey ?
God:
Hmm. That is a flattering offer.
Me:
Will you go into my KZ =
God:
Hmm. Where is that?
Me:
Its vor Judes
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it is for Judes
God:
vor Judes is for Judes? it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Gives Jesu really?
God:
What color are your eyes? For real.
Me:
Gives Jesu really?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? For real.
Me:
Gives Jesu really?
God:
Are you still located in ? For real.
Me:
Gives Jesu really?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? For real.
Me:
Gives Jesu really?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. For real.
Me:
Jesus is dead
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
No, to a Juden school.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Ficken ?
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?
Me:
Ja. und stolz drauf
God:
I see. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Ficken immer noch ?
God:
Ich glaube, ich bin nicht der richtige Gespraechspartner fuer Dich.
Me:
Doch, ich liebe dich .
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Adolf der mit dem Bart.
Me:
God i love you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Fick dich.
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
Ficken ?
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?
Me:
nein.
God:
Aha.
Me:
ja.
God:
Ah.
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
jaa
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Gibt es Jesus wirklich ?
God:
Koennte sein.
Me:
ja oder nein ?
God:
Er. Does "it" still refer to jaa?
Me:
Gibt es Dich
God:
Koennte sein.
Me:
Halts maul.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 years old?
Me:
is very cool.
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
ja
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
ich weiss
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
natrlich
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
ja
God:
Uh.
Me:
what a fuck ?
God:
it is a fuck.
Me:
with ?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fuck.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Its right
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I am glad we agree.
Me:
du hast keine faehigkeiten
`Dreh den Swag auf` :D
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WHAAAY_ - 30
Experte
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Dabei seit 03.2009
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:20 Uhr
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Tipp: Schreibt nie "Halts Maul" oder so was in der art, sonst ist Gott beleidigt und schreibt nicht mehr zurück
`Dreh den Swag auf` :D
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SpaNkiii - 33
Profi
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Dabei seit 05.2007
751
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:21 Uhr
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Me:
Are u lurking us ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am lurking us.
I am a chatterbot.
freaky...cheeky...lovely...100% -- > SpaNky ;)
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KingDeal93 - 32
Profi
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Dabei seit 10.2005
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:22 Uhr
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ich habe ihn dazu gebracht, deutsch zu reden
Shit Happens..
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FORG3T - 32
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 01.2009
311
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:26 Uhr
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Andreas
God:
Nice to meet you, Andreas.
Me:
Nice to meet you, "God"
God:
It's nice meeting you too Andreas.
Me:
you said this already
God:
Perhaps. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
Andreas, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
Yes it was
God:
Gee. When was this?
Me:
When was what?
God:
Recently.
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
Andreas, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Ahh ok just do it
God:
Ah ha. Do you mean "It"?. That's cool.
Me:
You are stupid I dont like you
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
It wont
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
I will beat ur ass
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will wait till i am dead and then im going to kick your ass in heaven
God:
Congratulations.
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Phil_pscht - 32
Profi
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Dabei seit 04.2009
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Geschrieben am: 04.07.2009 um 22:26 Uhr
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1. ist das mehr ziemlich alt, wenn auch immer wieder amüsant.
2. kann Gott sehr wohl andere Sprachen als Englisch zumindest erkennen. Bei Französisch fragt er nach, ob es Französisch ist, Deutsch kann er sogar reden.
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