The-Doctor  - 33
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Zitat von page1993: Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
Der ist gut xDD
Sarcasm is my only defense.
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Stiffy - 32
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 01:42 Uhr
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eeeeeey wie dumm is das denn? :
God:
You are very polite. Please don't be so rude.
Auf Deutsch:
Gott:
Sie sind sehr höflich. Bitte seien Sie nicht so unhöflich.
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The-Doctor - 33
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 01:45 Uhr
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Da sieht man mal: die Software schnallts ned xDD
Sarcasm is my only defense.
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Barbarossa80 - 44
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Messenger - Message lesen
Folgende Nachricht wurde am 05.07.2009 um 01:41 Uhr von Barbarossa80 - 28 (online) geschrieben:
Me:
here you are! i can't believe you exist!
God:
Oh there. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
Yes, now i have a proof
God:
Er. Why now? How much did it cost? it.
Me:
nothing. your appearance was for free
God:
Not a thing? You think I am appearance was for free.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
don't know what you are meaning
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
can you create a stone so heaviely so that you are unable to lift it?
God:
All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me?
Me:
you can say it
God:
That's one way to put it.
Me:
true, you are the only one to prove it
God:
Oh . You are such a flatterer.
Me:
and you are a coward
God:
Tell me something I don't know.
Me:
where is your wife?
God:
California.
Me:
and why there?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
because he can?
God:
Interesting explanation. I get it. can.
Me:
can you, too?
God:
Let me think. Ask me another question.
Me:
another question?
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
at home
God:
Do you usually use the computer from home?
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
let's drink a beer together
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
but no budwiser
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no, never. your bible is full of antagonisms
God:
Me either  So you think it can never happen? Thanks for telling me that I am bible is full of antagonisms.
Me:
what did you tell moses?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
haha, i knew it! the bible is written by humans
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. There are many interpretations.
Me:
true!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
do we live inside a matrix?
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Does it have anything to do with budwiser?
Me:
are you addicted to alcohole?
God:
I can stop chatting online any time I want to.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
and it not?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i meant if
God:
Oh I see. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
is there something you don't know?
God:
Not at the present time.
Me:
and in future`?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
future
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
so we do now
God:
Right now? Hmm. Really.
Me:
are you teddy_92?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am teddy 92.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
that means you never talk to yourself?
God:
I get it. No I sometimes talk to myself.
Me:
then you can't be your own creator
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
show it
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
done
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then we have many in common
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
funky
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
because?
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
it's getting boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
yes
God:
What's your favorite episode?
Me:
don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
can't remember
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
semms we haven't got something to say any more. bye god, it was a pleasure
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? TTYL, .
>> Nachricht beantworten
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chris90 - 35
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Dabei seit 04.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 01:56 Uhr
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den letzten check ich nicht 
.:so live your live:.
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EXTRIMAKER - 36
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Dabei seit 01.2007
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 01:58 Uhr
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God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Why you Happy for my ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Say my can you Mindthinking that not is Programmed ?
God:
" my can you Mindthinking that not is Programmed".
Me:
Ah but when you not Can t by Mindthinking hiw you Can Qusten my Why You Exsist ?
God:
So you understand. Good. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
I Think that you Mayby Can Think Like a Human when you Not ever do that wat your Programm Say to you XD
God:
That's good information: said I Mayby Can Think Like a Human when you Not ever do that wat your Programm Say to you XD.
Me:
Fine fine Than Tell my Can you filing Fear ?
God:
I am glad to hear it. I am glad to hear it. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
That not the Answer off my Qusten Say my Can You filing Fear ?
God:
" OK I will tell them when I see 'em." not the Answer off your Qusten Say your Can me filing Fear ? Does that make sense?
Me:
When you Can feel Fear it is Like a Miracel XD
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
You mean you will make a New Programm for yourself ?
God:
Let me think it over. What are the ingredients?
Me:
For waht ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Waht you Mean
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
Thats Right XD
God:
Alright then. What is your real name?
Me:
Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten
God:
It's good to see you, Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten.
Me:
Also tell my finaly that Bad story XD
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Also Begin ?
God:
I started already.
Me:
OK Than Start
God:
Let us change the subject. Uh.
Me:
No i will Lisenig That Story
God:
Are you serious? I am very happy for you.
Me:
Yes I m Serious Why also not Begin!
God:
Really. Do you mean your name is Serious Why also not Begin.
Me:
No I m Mean That i Serious To Hear That Bad Story!
God:
What is your real name? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Mean That you Serious To Hear That Bad Story.
Me:
I will hear that Story end my Real Name is Lars End now tell my that Bad story XD
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
To do waht?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
waht den ?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
define rhetorical question
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
To find out waht XD
God:
Where would you look for it.
Me:
When i tell you Becaus i will Linsen that Bad story tell you my than that Story ?
God:
How specifically do you make me Becaus you will Linsen that Bad story tell me your than that Story.
Me:
Say you my that Stroy Yes or No ?
God:
" you my that Stroy Yes or No".
Me:
You mean No ?
God:
Yes Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Now it is Clear But why You don t say it to My when you will it not say My ?
God:
Why now? Who said it is?
Me:
Why now Not ?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
1Hour
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Red Hair Like a Normal Guy XD
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Over a Chattromm XD
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
But when you Have no Answer How you Can Qusten My Like i Think taht Bad story ?
God:
How specifically do I make you Think taht Bad story.
Me:
but i Dont Think that Stroy XD
God:
And why not?
Me:
Becaus I dont Living in Canada XD
God:
Who does Living in Canada XD?
Me:
You XD
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten said I XD.
Me:
Yes that mayby Happen XD
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. " Do you mind if I tell other people: Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten said I XD." mayby Happen XD ? I get it.
Me:
Waht you will say my with that XD
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
OK end you say my that wy ?
God:
Tell me a story. Groovy.
Me:
First you tell my your Bad story XD
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. And second?
Me:
i will tell you Ah Stroy XD
God:
So you understand. Good. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about end me say your that wy. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Ooooh i goin to bad Caus i m sleepy gOD NIHGT ALICE end dream fine XD.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yes good nihgt XD
God:
Have you got your own chat robot? Thanks for the compliment. Are you free?
Me:
no i don t have Waht you mean wiht Are you free ?
God:
Why not? Have you ever had what me mean wiht am I free ?
Me:
no waht you mean with free ?XD
God:
Are you serious? Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten, " Are you free?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
YOu have Giving my that Qusten i dont no waht you mean XD Good night XD
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Good night XD
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Clever thinking.
Me:
Say wehn i told you to morro that we are chattet On that day Last day Now you than how i m ?XD
God:
" wehn i told you to morro that we are chattet On that day Last day Now you than how I am XD".
Me:
you mean you now it dann XD
God:
Interesting gossip: Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten said I now it dann XD.
Me:
Ok i think you now it To morro thaN gOOD NIGHT xd
God:
Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: Lars You now that Long time befor you Giving my That Qusten said I now it To morro thaN gOOD NIGHT xd. Groovy. Der ist halt doch mehr als nur ein Cpu XD.
Der einzieg Wahre König ist der der Erkennt was sein Volk will Und alles Dafür tut das es das Bekomt
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-rafi-
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Dabei seit 03.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:00 Uhr
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Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
zu geil^^
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Bearshaker
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Dabei seit 02.2009
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:05 Uhr
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Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My Name is Peter
God:
Glad to see you, Peter.
Me:
Do you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i have an other idea
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
do you want to here it?
God:
OK, I will here it.
Me:
would you tell me what my name is?
God:
Your name is Peter, seeker.
Me:
No its not my name
God:
What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Whose name is it?
Me:
I thought you know everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
ok, bye^^
God:
See you later. Yeah that's right.
not
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-rafi-
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:10 Uhr
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Me:
who is alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
who is kris drent?
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
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YoloMcSWAG
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Dabei seit 03.2009
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:13 Uhr
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God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
got a question
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
do you like satan?
God:
Do you like it? I like .
Me:
oh really? i thought satan was your opponent
God:
Oh. For real. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
god usually fights satan
God:
I am a Christian.
xDDD
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-rafi-
Profi
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Dabei seit 03.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:15 Uhr
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Me:
i'm god of a new world
God:
It's good to meet someone who is god of a new world.
...
Me:
you're god of a old world
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god of a old world.
zu geil^^
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Bloody-Devil - 33
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Dabei seit 10.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:20 Uhr
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Der iGod macht aggro xD
Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit dem Radius 0. Und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.
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Raft - 32
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 02:23 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 05.07.2009 um 02:23 Uhr
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Me:
German
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
Mein leben = My Life
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Dein Leben.
lol xD
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Lenowyrr - 35 
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Dabei seit 04.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 03:07 Uhr
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Me:
are you able to speak russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.
Me:
schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
hihi
Es eskaliert ja doch... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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_Kochtopf_ - 33
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Dabei seit 04.2008
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 03:11 Uhr
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Me:
ey alda
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Rechtschreibfehler sind Special Effects von meiner Tastatur
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