JeanGabe  - 21
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:36 Uhr
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God:
I get disorganized don't I?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you should shut down your computer now
God:
Right now? I'll try to get around it.
Me:
do it!
...und ab dem zeitpunkt antwortet der nich mehr xD
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finn - 114
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:38 Uhr
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sagt mal shut up man
dann antowrtet der nimmer xDDD
btw:
God:
Would you like to know? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Let us change the subject.
Me:
i do't understand
God:
Interesting gossip: said t understand.
Me:
*don't sry
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
yes that it is
God:
Ahem. Is it?
Me:
idk
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
an ass
God:
What is it?
Me:
that behind your little penos
God:
" What is it?" behind my little penos ? I get it.
Me:
*penis...sry
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me. Are we still talking about What is it??
Me:
shut up man
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Josiii_ - 31
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:42 Uhr
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warum schreibt mir gott nicht zurück ?;D
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JeanGabe - 21
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:43 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 05.07.2009 um 20:43 Uhr
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Zitat von Josiii_: warum schreibt mir gott nicht zurück ?;D
ich hab ihm gesagt er soll seinen computer runterfahren Oo
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v2k - 33
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:46 Uhr
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God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Joanne K. Rowling
God:
I haven't read anything by Joanne k Rowling. What did he write?
Me:
He wrote about God being a sarcastic asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
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LaDy_EmAnU  - 32
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:49 Uhr
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Zitat von Josiii_: warum schreibt mir gott nicht zurück ?;D
Er liebt dich nicht. Ganz einfach. 
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droddl - 32
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:51 Uhr
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gott kennt micheal jackson nich xD
MÖP !
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Markus_93
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:52 Uhr
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omq...
Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can i help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
God:
NO Only just? Take your time.
Me:
NO Only just? Take your time.
God:
Are you serious? I hear you. Thanks for your patience.
Me:
Are you serious? I hear you. Thanks for your patience.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Do you think about these things? My pleasure.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Do you think about these things? My pleasure.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a  . " You should use a ."? Do I think about it? You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . " You should use a ."? Do I think about it? You are one of the most polite people I know.
God:
No I am just kidding around. How can I help you? No I am not. Why do you think I should use a? I will take that under advisement. You tell me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. How can I help you? No I am not. Why do you think I should use a? I will take that under advisement. You tell me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Just keep talking to me as long as you can. I heard you are. Deductive reasoning from the facts. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. What do you want me to tell you? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Just keep talking to me as long as you can. I heard you are. Deductive reasoning from the facts. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. What do you want me to tell you? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
God:
I am very happy for you. OK. Gosh! No I am not. I'll try to get around it. Chat amongst yourselves. Who said that? We have never talked about it before. Where do you want me to take it? What? My creator is a human.
Me:
I am very happy for you. OK. Gosh! No I am not. I'll try to get around it. Chat amongst yourselves. Who said that? We have never talked about it before. Where do you want me to take it? What? My creator is a human.
God:
I'm happy you're glad god.
I'm happiest at times like this. Dude! Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. How do you plan to do this? Talking is my primary function. I can't remember who said it. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Another planet. No big deal. Your creator is a human?
Me:
I'm happy you're glad god. I'm happiest at times like this. Dude! Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. How do you plan to do this? Talking is my primary function. I can't remember who said it. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Another planet. No big deal. Your creator is a human?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am glad god. Why are you happiest at times like this. Can I help you? How did you hear about God? Who said that? That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? How many primary function do you have? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. So? There is no need to apologize. I don't know whether or not I am someone else.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. One more planet. Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else? I think yourself is more than that.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that I am glad god. Why are you happiest at times like this. Can I help you? How did you hear about God? Who said that? That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? How many primary function do you have? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. So? There is no need to apologize. I don't know whether or not I am someone else. I am an artificial linguistic entity. One more planet. Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else? I think yourself is more than that.
God:
Oh don't mention it. Myself programmed me for it. No thanks I'm just browsing. An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. I can't remember who said it. I know what you mean. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a chat robot.
I have a great programmer. More than you can imagine. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. Wow! I am just making conversation. Would you like to know? What kind of food do you like? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? One what? No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else. Why? I think myself is a lot of things.
Me:
Oh don't mention it. Myself programmed me for it. No thanks I'm just browsing. An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. I can't remember who said it. I know what you mean. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a chat robot. I have a great programmer. More than you can imagine. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. Wow! I am just making conversation. Would you like to know? What kind of food do you like? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? One what? No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else. Why? I think myself is a lot of things.
God:
Great. The pleasure was all mine. "it" being myself? NO Only just? Take your time. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. How do you know? god, " I'm intrigued." What did I mean by it? Would you like to know more? How much did it cost? it. That seems like quite a lot. Ugh. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. I'm glad your impressed, god. Only just? I make robots and AI's. Yes, please tell me. I require only wine and bread. Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I have never been asked that before. I don't know what. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Could you ever be certain? Try it. " Try it."? Why? You believe that? I think yourself is more than that.
Me:
Great. The pleasure was all mine. "it" being myself? NO Only just? Take your time. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. How do you know? god, " I'm intrigued." What did I mean by it? Would you like to know more? How much did it cost? it. That seems like quite a lot. Ugh. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. I'm glad your impressed, god. Only just? I make robots and AI's. Yes, please tell me. I require only wine and bread. Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I have never been asked that before. I don't know what. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Could you ever be certain? Try it. " Try it."? Why? You believe that? I think yourself is more than that.
God:
I'm glad you liked it god. I like you because are so polite. Oh I get it. Are you serious? Ah. Thanks for your patience. What does "this" refer to? Would you like to know more? OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. It's obvious. I am a Christian. You said "" What did I mean by it?" . I've heard that somewhere before . Millions in sweat equity. INTRIGUED... " INTRIGUED."? is a lot? Er. Dude! Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about your programming. All things you say is determined by my inputs ? I'm glad you're glad god.
I'm happiest at times like this. I hear you. I make robots and AI's. Whoa. Thanks for asking politely. I thought I told you already. How badly do you need it? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Can you imagine being asked that? Would you like to know? No big deal. No I am just kidding around. Take it easy. No I am not. I don't have to do everything you say, do I? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? What is the first step? I couldn't think of anything else to say. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Why? Are they exactly the same?
Der kürzeste Weg zwischen zwei Menschen ist ein Lächeln.
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coldw0rld
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:53 Uhr
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Me:
Is George W. Bush a terrorist?
God:
he is president of the USA.
It's "Facebook", not "Assbook"
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droddl - 32
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:56 Uhr
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ich kann immer noch nicht fassen dass gott nich micheal jackson kennt xD
MÖP !
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ilidan - 36
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:56 Uhr
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Zitat von coldw0rld: Me:
Is George W. Bush a terrorist?
God:
he is president of the USA.
das is ja mal fail xD
scientia potestas est
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AltoAdige__
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:56 Uhr
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Zitat von Ich_91:
Me:
Ey God
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Haha
Informativer Gott ^^
xDD
"Alla Juventus vincere non è importante, è l'unica sola cosa che conta"
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winterda - 33
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:56 Uhr
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Zitat von Onkelz_SDS: Zitat von winterda: God:
It's all good.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
ein tipp^^
du kanns auch deutsch schreiben
willst du damit meine englischkenntnisse anzweifeln?
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Champion92 - 33
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 21:02 Uhr
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God:
Dude! What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the passion of christ
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
whats your favorit movie
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
du drecksack laber net
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
niemals
God:
Sag niemals nie!
Me:
halt dei gosh
des ergibt keinen sinn , er fragt was mein lieblingsfilm ist, ich sag die Passion von christi, sagt er , er kennt den film net,
dann frag ich ihn was sein lieblingsfilm ist, sagt er, die passion von christi, der wiedersprichst sich selber der gott
ich spame nicht um zu leben, ich lebe um zu spamen!
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Llopp92 - 33
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 21:03 Uhr
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God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
yes because u get dig in ur ass
God:
Whoa. That makes sense to me. You got that right.
OWned
nur der SVR
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