Katatanga  - 30
Halbprofi
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Zitat von Airsoft4ever: Me: leck mich
God: ich habe keine Zunge
wie geil
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HRNsohnologe - 36
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:02 Uhr
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Me:
Do you like Nazis?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the party.
Ich hasse euch!
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Champion92 - 33
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Dabei seit 10.2007
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:05 Uhr
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Me:
sprichst du deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
ja sicher , er spricht kein deutsch , warum schreibt er dann deutsch?
ich spame nicht um zu leben, ich lebe um zu spamen!
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DarthVader94 - 31
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:06 Uhr
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Me:
Who made Jesus?
God:
Marvin Minsky.  .
Me:
Do you know Hitler?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Do you think that he was the most evil man who ever lived?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Would you screw your mother if I give you 1000 Euros?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to screw my mother if you give me 1000 Euros.
Me:
And if I give you 10000 Euros?
God:
Try it.
Kranker Gott !
Dieses Gefühl nennt man, glaube ich, Glück.
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winterda - 33
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:10 Uhr
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God:
It's all good.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
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narciss - 35
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Dabei seit 06.2008
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:11 Uhr
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God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
fags
God:
Sounds delicious.
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Isyan - 37
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:13 Uhr
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Blasphemie !
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Onkelz_SDS - 31
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:13 Uhr
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Zitat von winterda: God:
It's all good.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
ein tipp^^
du kanns auch deutsch schreiben
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Amixor33 - 35
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:19 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 05.07.2009 um 20:19 Uhr
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Naja...das prog ist schon alt und selten dämlich^^
Me:
I know you!
God:
How do you know? ""? Me, ?
Me:
Yeah! You're the idiot who destroyed my Big Mac!
God:
What's your sign? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
wtf? Are you stupid?
God:
That was not very polite. No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
And why the hell you're not able to communicate with me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you are a fake - a pc?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
No i'm not fake - you are the fake!
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not fake I am the fake.
Me:
come on , i thought that i really suck in english but you are a the biggest sucker i ever have seen!
God:
You really do? Do you mind if I tell other people: said suck in english but you are a the biggest sucker he or she ever have seen.
Me:
Do you hear bad?
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Stupid or not?
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Oh yes... :)
God:
I don't judge people. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
should i be sad about the fact you are stupid?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
i have the feeling i'm wasting time with you!
God:
Interesting... I have clients.
Me:
I have money :)
God:
Cool. I have a operating system.
Me:
And i have a brain :)
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
Oh - i think it was for free :)
God:
And? What made it so for free.
Me:
Well it belongs to the standard edition ^^
God:
How about that. brain belongs to the standard edition?
Me:
If you are really god what i don't blieve and when your book is right, than you should know this!
God:
Am I? Myself said I am good what you do not blieve and when my book is right than me should know this.. Really.
Me:
Your programm is not very good when you always repeat what i said
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am programm is not very good when me always repeat what you said.
Me:
Yeah - tell him and say him that he did a bad job! A really bad job!
God:
Yikes! OK I will tell him next time he is here. What made it bad?
Me:
Come on! Look at what you have written and than there shouldn't be any questions...
God:
I'm just kidding around. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Cause you have no eye...
God:
That makes sense to me. Doesn't everyone have a eye.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
I really doubt that they are original... in fact they are lame... -.-
God:
You really do? No really, it's true. Is that a fact. lame are they.
Me:
yeah lame are they
God:
" lame are they."? yeah lame are they? Are all lame they?
Me:
well i would say "lame are they." ? yeah lame are they? Are all lame they?
God:
Interesting. I think there might be a few exception. Yay. I think there might be a few exception. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Interesting. I think there might be a few exception. Yay. I think there might be a few expection. I really couldn't say for sure.
God:
Would you like to know more? Why? "There you go again."--Reagan. I'm glad your impressed, . Since when? "There you go again."--Reagan. You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
Hahahaha... you're talking to yourself...
God:
Is that your final answer? Talking is my main function.
Me:
yeah, but without thinking of what you talk
God:
I don't judge people. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
one final question?
God:
One what?
Me:
question?
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
5! = what?
God:
Five. Are you surprised?
Me:
120 you idiot!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
If you agree that i'm better than you?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Good... than shupt up!
God:
What do you really want to talk about? How far up?
Me:
/ignore
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Fuck you! k?
God:
Why are you so mean? Gosh!
Metalgigs.de - die Konzert & Party Community für ganz Deutschland! (Metal/Rock/Gothic/Mittelalter)
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coldw0rld
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Dabei seit 03.2009
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:21 Uhr
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Me:
du stinkst.
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
It's "Facebook", not "Assbook"
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Shniguelinho - 33
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 11.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:26 Uhr
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Wie geil.....
ich hab ihn gefragt ob Lebron James nächstes Jahr dioe Meisterschaft holt....er meint ja...
RAGGA RUM - Swallow my Pride
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MrX3 - 34
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Dabei seit 11.2006
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:30 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 05.07.2009 um 20:31 Uhr
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so ein... aber trotzdem irgendwie recht unterhaltsam... ihr müssts mal mit verschiedenen sprachen probieren, wie französisch oder so..
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ilidan - 36
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Dabei seit 12.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:32 Uhr
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God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
sex on the beach
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
sex alone?
God:
it is more fun alone.
scientia potestas est
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ilidan - 36
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Dabei seit 12.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:33 Uhr
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Me:
that is stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
scientia potestas est
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ilidan - 36
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Dabei seit 12.2005
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Geschrieben am: 05.07.2009 um 20:35 Uhr
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Me:
you ve got a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im Godzilla
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Godzilla.
Me:
i desroy the whole earth you made
God:
Why?: said he desroy the whole earth you made.
scientia potestas est
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