Zitat von Kilka:

Mein Schatzi und ich sind ein Assipaar. Aber cool.

Zitat von Kilka:

Mein Schatzi und ich sind ein Assipaar. Aber cool.

Zitat:

Marburg ist scheiße. Dort gibt es bestimmt weibliche Singles, zu denen ich nie hinkönnte, weil ich hier im doofen Karlsruhe wohne. :<

Zitat von Kilka:

Mein Schatzi und ich sind ein Assipaar. Aber cool.

Zitat von LinkSEXtrem:

kann der bitte mal so freundlich sein und ein Bild von sich als profilbild nehmen? ist ja echt ungeheuerlich dass ich ihn nicht auf facebook abchecken kann! :D

Zitat:

“When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I’d bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It’s made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it’s completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.

“They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’”

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And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’

Zitat von LinkSEXtrem:

verurteille sie nit so shcnell! du kenst ire geshcichte niht!

Zitat von Querschlag:

Nexus 6 64GB für angeblich 649.-? Die spinnen auch langsam , die Römer!