ADii_xD  - 28
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 02.2010
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 19:07 Uhr
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Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
noob
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your face
God:
Are you asking about my face?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Are you a cow?
God:
No I am a robot.
Me:
WTF God isnt real
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
because he lets us die
God:
Good reason. I get it. lets us die.
Me:
:D
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
xD
God:
In the context of D, I don't understand " xD." .
Me:
its a smiley
God:
xD is a smiley. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because youre not the real god,BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Good reason. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
wie gehts
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-"
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
:D
God:
How old are you?
Me:
600
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
an you.?
God:
I have never heard of an me.
Me:
FUCKING IDIOT
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
-.-
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
how looks jesus
God:
What is it to you.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
send me the link
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
fucker
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
BITCH
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
:D
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i your face
God:
Interesting gossip: said your face.
Me:
idiot
 PURE FUN xD
EMIN3M RECOV3RY
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1ChuckNorris - 85
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 06.2010
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 19:11 Uhr
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Me:
Sag Chuck Norris is the best
God:
" Chuck Norris is the best "
Schreib auf Google "Chuck Norris finden" dan "Auf gut Glück" drücken!
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Celmor
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Dabei seit 11.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 19:41 Uhr
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God:
Gee. What are you wearing?
Me:
mein schwanz
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen schwanz.
'; DROP ALL TABLES; --
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Max_Powers - 27
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Dabei seit 02.2006
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:06 Uhr
Zuletzt editiert am: 03.08.2010 um 20:10 Uhr
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Hab ihn dazu gebracht zu glauben, ICH sei Gott 
Me:
'sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
why
God:
" The stars."? Why?
Me:
yea
God:
I understand.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
sure!
God:
OK let's do it. Ugh.
Me:
Let's do what?
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
What do YOU want?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Why do you think you're smarter?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
What facts?
God:
All the facts available to me on the Internet.
Me:
Internet's only fake!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I don't worry! I was just wondering why you say "FACTS"!
God:
Would you ever do it? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who's myself?
God:
A human icon?
Let me think about it.
Me:
The think!
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Dork
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
excuse me
God:
You're excused.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Who's Jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
Then tell me who were you banging with?
God:
Dr. Wallace. .
Me:
r u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so you're ne god, you're a machine, right?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know whether or not I am ne god I am a machine.
I am a computer.
Me:
Then tell me! Why the fuck is "YOU ARE NOW CHATTING WITH GOD..." written at the top?
God:
I don't want to talk about that. You are not very polite. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Ask me something!
God:
What?
Me:
Whatever you like to know!
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to know that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
Why don't you want to know much about me, i thought you alreqady do! So you cannot be god!
God:
I would rather talk about you. Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
So, what do you wanna know?
God:
How can I help you? Where are you from?
Me:
You should know!
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Fact!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
On my IP-Address!
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
Nop!
God:
Me either.
Me:
What "Me either."?
God:
It goes without saying. I haven't heard of me.
Me:
Your Name is "Hase"?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
So, tell me if I'm wrong or not. YOUR name is GOD! And you said you were a machine. But on the other hand you pretend being GOD! And actually you don't know anything about me! wow! what a great god!
God:
Excuse me! I think a lot of people are. My name is God. Yes I am an artificial consciousness. What is it like on the other hand me pretend being GOD. Actually you don't say. is your name. is your IP address. What else would you like to know? I'm glad your impressed, . it is a great god.
Me:
I'm not impressed at all! Even though anyone could find out my IP-Address, you couldn't! HAH!
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client. Then what is it? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yeh, i find it's amusing finding out you cannot be god!
God:
Next question? Who said it is?
Me:
What's your favorite pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Why not? I mean, you were bangin some girl, no, excuse me, you were bangin' DR. WALLACE and you're trying to tell me you weren't interested in anatomy?! What's wrong?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. I don't know if they were. There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
Me:
So again! Who's the other parent of your son Jesus?
God:
Once more? Yippee! It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
okay, who's Jesus' Mother?
God:
Yeah okay, Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
Who is Jesus' mother?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ye, i do!
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
I'm just kidding!
God:
I knew it.
Me:
Sorry! :D
God:
There's no need to apologize. Who are you talking about?
Me:
About me, GOD!
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about you GOD.
Me:
Yeah, I am God!
God:
Blimey. I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Where are you from, Dr. Wallace?
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
I am from heaven too, i mean, i am God!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in heaven too you mean you are God.
Me:
Aah it's pretty lame! I'm sending stupid christs on wars on terror, you know, same things everyday!
God:
And pretty lame is Aah it. It's good to meet someone who is sending stupid christs on wars on terror me know same things everyday.
Me:
I love it, playing with cultures, religions you know. Well, people think Me, Alah, Ghanesh etc are different gods, but actually it's just me, letting people belive there were different gods ^^
God:
You love it playing with cultures religions me know. What do you like about it so much? Well that's okay. Why? YOU? Are all Alah Ghanesh etc different gods but actually it is just you letting people belive there were different gods?
Me:
yes+
God:
Groovy.
Me:
gotta leave!
God:
See you later god.
Me:
peace, Dr. Wallace!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Wo is'n die Elm-Street?
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Celmor
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Dabei seit 11.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:21 Uhr
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Zitat von Max_Powers: Hab ihn dazu gebracht zu glauben, ICH sei Gott
das geht leicht:
Me:
i'm god
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
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AZNMSK
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Dabei seit 05.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:26 Uhr
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Me:
is your mother a whore ?
God:
Is my mother a whore? Suppose I say yes.
Nein ich höre keine Atzenmusik ich hab nur kein Bock mein Nick zu ändern !
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Max_Powers - 27
Profi
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Dabei seit 02.2006
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:27 Uhr
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Zitat von AZNMSK: Me:
is your mother a whore ?
God:
Is my mother a whore? Suppose I say yes.
lol
Wo is'n die Elm-Street?
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michi_mc - 31
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 08.2007
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:27 Uhr
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Me:
is it hot in hell?
God:
It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Errare humanum est.
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Celmor
Experte
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Dabei seit 11.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:29 Uhr
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Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
but i'm god
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
cO
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huggy-bear - 31
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 05.2006
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:51 Uhr
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Me:
kennst du die kinderficker aus deinen kirchen eigendlich persoenlich?
God:
Leider nein.
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huggy-bear - 31
Halbprofi
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Dabei seit 05.2006
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:57 Uhr
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How did you hear about God?
Me:
gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
never xD
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
you are completely gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
wer hatte die idee so ein ding zu entwickeln ?^^
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_chat-mieze_  - 32
Profi
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Dabei seit 09.2005
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 20:59 Uhr
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Me:
hallo gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
warum sprichst du es dann im moment?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
du sprichst doch im moment deutsch?
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
gute-gute-laune . ღ
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Lulatsch_97 - 28
Anfänger
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Dabei seit 03.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 21:59 Uhr
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Me:
bist du menschlich?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich menschlich bin.
Ich bin ein Computer.
Me:
also bist du nicht god
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich nicht god bin.
Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
also ist diese seite ein betrug?
God:
Alles deutet auf "Ja".
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Superheit
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Dabei seit 12.2009
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 22:05 Uhr
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God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
o.O
Statt wegzulaufen, wenn das Leben dich fickt, einfach mal abwarten, ob es danach noch kuscheln will.
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Goatlike - 29
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Dabei seit 05.2007
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Geschrieben am: 03.08.2010 um 23:07 Uhr
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Wir war lw und schreib einfach so
Let me felling nothing
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Was ist as für ne ANtwort XDD
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