Zitat von Poassaeng:

Mal auf Englisch. Auf Deutsch geht der leider nicht.

A man finds a ladder that leads straight into the sky. Since hes got nothing better to do he just climbs it. After about half a mile he see a fat naked women, sitting on a cloud. He stopps and she says: "Hi. Screw (das ist, für die dies nich wissen, ein Wort für "ficken". Wie auf Deutsch Nageln oder Bürsten.) me, or climb the ladder to success." He thinks: "What do I have to loose?" And climbs on. After another half a mile he sees a rather average looking naked woman who also says: "Hi. Screw me, or climb the ladder to success." He thinks: "Mhh, from the first to the second, that was already an improvement. So, WTF, Ill go on." On the next cloud, half a mile later, an absolute stunner awaits him. She is the most gorgeous women hes ever seen, with perfect titts and everything hes ever dreamed of. She says the words he is desperately wishing for: "Screw me, or climb the ladder to success." This time hes really struggeling. He thinks: "Damn, shes so hot. But so far, it only got better and better. Ill go on. On the next cloud will be a whole harem of those awaiting me." So he continoues his climb. After another half a mile he comes to the last cloud. On it, a fat, bold, drunk man is sitting. Bees are buzzing all around his head. He burbs and farts and than he says: "Hi, Im Cess."